Comments on Cactus Kate: Flying With The Cattle

Always try to get allocated the front row of any g...

2006-02-21T09:11:00.000+13:00

Always try to get allocated the front row of any group of seats, as the Tables retract into the armrests and thus the arms not liftable, so people who are "non-appitite-challanged" do not fit well.....

Classic....... I am surprised that you were so ref...

2006-02-20T13:19:00.000+13:00

Classic....... I am surprised that you were so refrained.....

I'm quite sure I sat next to Ian Holm on a flight ...

2006-02-15T09:21:00.000+13:00

I'm quite sure I sat next to Ian Holm on a flight between Heathrow & Bangkok. No idea why he might have been in economy class. Even less idea why he said he was an engineer to visited Thailand often.

It was YOU Bilbo! I KNOW IT!!!

For some reason depsite many flights around the wo...

2006-02-14T12:15:00.000+13:00

For some reason depsite many flights around the world I have never had the misfortune to sit next to 1)Fat bastard/bitch 2) Annoying kids, 3)flying phobic or 4) any other person who makes the flight really irritating. Must be lucky I guess.

Hmmm that reminds me of the most horrible flight I...

2006-02-13T20:14:00.000+13:00

Hmmm that reminds me of the most horrible flight I had.

I had the displeasure of having two heavyweights behind me who I can assume were husband and wife even though they were so huge they looked identical blobs of skin.

The flight was from Syndey to J'burg (14hours or so), and they were offended at the idea that I might want to recline me chair. My answer to these problems is that in cattle class you get what you ay for.

Fourtantly I also suffer from motion sickness and warned the flight attendent that should they grab my seat one more time I would be forced to throw up the contents of my inflight meal over them.

A year back I was flying economy from Sydney to Au...

2006-02-13T09:13:00.000+13:00

A year back I was flying economy from Sydney to Auckland and my baggage was 10 kilos over, so those swines at Air NZ charged me $100 to take it.
When I got on the plane in the aisle opposite me was this huge fat tub of lard already tucking into a pile of home made sandwiches.
I thought he must have weighed 120 KGs or more too, certainly a good 30KG more than he should. And if you can get penalised for having overweight baggage, then why can't you be penalised for having an extremely overweight body?
Anyway, an hour or so later, the trolley dollys came round with the food. A couple of lettuce leaves and a tiny bit of pork chop.
No wonder fatso brought his own dinner and I was ravenous too when I landed back in NZ.

Anyone want to join my "pay as you weigh" campaign...

2006-02-12T22:05:00.000+13:00

Anyone want to join my "pay as you weigh" campaign? I'm sick of subsidising
fat-so's.

Change airlines. What sort of dumbarse airline put...

2006-02-12T10:52:00.000+13:00

Change airlines. What sort of dumbarse airline puts a 'middle' seat in business class anyway

Yes, there are worse things on planes than obnoxio...

2006-02-11T08:04:00.000+13:00

Yes, there are worse things on planes than obnoxious children!

It used to be worse when smoking was allowed. You could guarantee the BO monster from hell also reeked like a pub ashtray. Some smokers manage not to reek, but then we are back to that personal hygiene thing...

A woman of such dimensions tried to sue Air Canada...

2006-02-11T00:20:00.000+13:00

A woman of such dimensions tried to sue Air Canada for "discrimination" because she couldn't fit into economy class seats, claiming she had a "right" to go business class. The judge dismissed it, and there were jokes about how she just wanted the bigger meal anyway.

Yeeesss...the old fat fucker flying business class...

2006-02-10T22:41:00.000+13:00

Yeeesss...the old fat fucker flying business class - struck those pricks before. I bet she used her entire baggage allowance too. And never let them tell you it's a "hereditary" or "thyroid" problem. The cunts just can't stop eating! Give them to the Japs for whale research, I say. Well done to restrain yourself from fisticuffs with the minging old trout. Any grossly obese fuckers reading this need not reply with their pathetic blubbering.