Ashleymadison.com Review

Found this gem of a website Ashleymadison.com which encourages hook-ups for married persons wishing to enjoy casual sex. They came out with a survey in New Zealand about what sort of person cheats.

A reasonable sample survey has given me enough data to comment on what sort of man is a cheater:

National voter - only small sample size here due as I find most too left wing

Owns a PC - most own Apple now. Or are too old to use a computer.

Meat Eater - definitely, vegetarians don't even deserve a wife.

Has a tattoo - only one of those.

Smokes - never gone near a married man who was a smoker.

Christian - as I never discuss religion, pretty hard to tell however none seem too devote else assume they wouldn't come near me.

Fairly inaccurate I would say. Although it has been 18 months or more I think, since I went near a married man so am out of practice somewhat.

Ashleymadison.com doesn't seem to have come to Hong Kong yet. But I tried it for research purposes signing up to the New Zealand site as I am sure many did today.

Conclusion:

Totally fucked up. Sorry, not my thing and I cringed through it. It is like a smorgasbord of persons promoting themselves with complete and utter bullshit. It is worse than the lies someone will spout at a bar. Most people have an ambition ability gap and hello - men without their shirts on as their profile shot....unless you are Sonny Bill, just don't.

Limits? Anything goes....Jesus. Of course it doesn't. And if it does, perhaps not cool.

Swingers. No, there is a difference between someone who doesn't care that their partner is already married and a fucking swinger.

No fun if there is permission granted. Never understood swinging.

"Just an average Kiwi guy" - yeah, who wants to root around on their wife.

"Being a little older, am at a point of life where "it is not all about me". As much if not more pleasure comes with working with a lady to achieve a physical high for her" - yeah, your wife doesn't put out anymore does she? So it really is all about you.

"Older men take more time" - really?

"I live in Auckland but Travel to Napier regular. Want a no strings relationship.Live and work at home so am available during day if interested in just sex. Very up front with what I want.And I think I have as much chance of anyone replying to this add as flying to the moon next week". - at least realistic, although Virgin flies to the moon now.

"Discreet lover" - hello, your picture is on an internet dating site and you claim to be married!!

A BBC? That's like another language. I found a hell of a lot of new acronyms. Didn't understand most of them. Then I put my dirty thoughts cap on and googled and found the real meaning of BBC. Jesus wept. NSA? An Accounting firm where I am from.

Conventional Sex, Light Kinky Fun, Curious - Domination, Fetishes, Spanking, Blindfolding, Experimenting with Tantric Sex, Erotic Tickling, Experimenting with Sex Toys, Threesome, One-Night Stands, Open to Experimentation, Erotic Movies, Aggressiveness, Gentleness, Good with Your Hands, Sensual Massage, Extended Foreplay/Teasing, Likes to Give Oral Sex, Likes to Receive Oral Sex, Lots of Stamina, Kissing, Cuddling & Hugging, Sharing Fantasies, Sex Talk

Looking for discrete fun with those who like a BBC. I can be very unselfish in bed and satisfy you multiple times while holding back. Have a few kamasutra techniques up my sleeve too!

Yeah we get the picture - you are a dirty root bag. If you were a woman you would be called a slut.

The winner goes to the man spiky_one who proclaims "& I like 2 eat pussy". Gee thanks for that.

One man's picture is of his behind with his hand in his pockets wearing suit pants and business shirt.

Some are just confused. Do you drink or not. You can't even tell the truth about that.

Travel, Fine Dining/Candle Lit Dinners, Cooking/Barbequing, Physical Fitness, Cottage Country, Boating, The Outdoors/Nature, Romantic Walks, Long Drives, Wine Tasting, I Do Not Drink, I Am a Social Drinker

What I cannot understand is openly married men using their own pictures! Surely not. I am quite mortified at their stupidity. Ditto picturing yourself in undies in front of the mirror. Bad.

I have never quite understood internet dating/rooting.

Then it happened. As you were all expecting.

I found an ex of mine on it. Who either has the dumbest or most understanding wife in the world. #winning