This weekend I returned to one of my favourite holiday places, Thailand, and the Island of Koh Samui.
I had plenty of time on a bean bag in the sun by the hotel pool to observe the latest state of the place as evidenced by the beach vendors peddling their wares to punters.
It is asked by the likes of comfie living, poorly travelled Grey Lynn hipster Martyn Bradbury why I am so hard on New Zealand's
heaving pathetic underclass. I do not and never will back away from that description.
In terms of achieving something with your life, New Zealand is one of the easiest places in the world to make something of your life, no matter how badly it has started or who your parents are. The Prime Minister is the best example of such.
New Zealand as a country has a better standard of living, more opportunity and a better education system than most countries in Asia. A "free" education system at that. Laugh as you want, but New Zealand's public education system is better than most in the world.
Despite their bad press, New Zealand's teachers are better than most. Any student without the reason of a major learning disability who is failing is doing so because they either aren't trying hard enough or their family isn't supporting them to succeed. Neither is it the fault of any government or teachers union. It's the fault of the rubbish that's going into it and parents with expectations that education ends when dropping and picking their child up at the school gate. One cannot expect teachers to turn dirty swamp water into Dom Perignon.
I don't accept that New Zealand's school system is failing. No system will succeed unless parents and students alike change their attitudes towards education and actually value it. New Zealand has not reached that level of respect for education. It expects a system that tailors for each an every child. Which is impossible. What is needed is conformity by each and every child to the system in order to learn then leave and earn.
Currently the world is undergoing massive inflationary pressure, not insignificantly caused by the emergence of Asian countries in their desire for better standards of living and western lifestyles. Something has to give. Even the poorest Westerners after all, want big screen TV's and better cars. Fact is they're buying on credit, not their own but from welfare handouts from other taxpayers and public debt.
Even in Samui since Christmas, prices for massages that were 200 baht are now 250 baht (25% increase), corn that was 40 baht is now 50 baht, same with the ice creams. Chaweng Beach inflation is running around the 25% mark.
The largest competition in the world is at the lowest margins. It is also as I observe in dealing with people from what are deemed third world countries, the most fierce and brutal. At the upper end we see movies like Wall Street depicting corporate battles, these wars are but nothing compared with the basic human desire to survive at the lowest end.
Put simply Asia's poor and desperate are better than the poor and hopeless in New Zealand. They work harder, they have aspiration and desire to do better than they are. They are superior in every regard.In New Zealand, regardless of the race of the poor or the underclass, you do not see that desire. Their response when things get hard seems to be to have another mouth to feed. Even on a benefit, the poor and underclass in New Zealand are better off than a working class Thai for example.

This woman sells mangoes, fresh fruit and drinks and cooks corn for 50 baht a cob on the beach all day and into the night in energy sapping 40 degree heat down on the burning sand and will never have the standard of living than that of a second generation beneficiary in New Zealand does.
If the corn seller had the hand-out attitude of a New Zealand underclasser she would starve and die in Thailand. The Herald has a
beat-up on how 40,000 children in New Zealand are fed by charity. Why would you bother to feed your own child however when the school does?
Right now the biggest threat to the lives of the underclass and lower paid in New Zealand isn't John Key, Don Brash, Reserve Bank or a National led government. It's this seemingly harmless woman and billions just like her in China, Brazil and India. Her children will want a better life. They will push their governments to provide it. Eventually Thailand will get its act together, stop stealing money through corrupt practices and provide it. And at that time their country with 63 million people all working with a go-forward attitude will surge ahead of New Zealand. A country where now
according to these statistics on Kiwiblog, 44% of households are net beneficiaries (a greater number of these people if you include their dependents). That is, not earning their keep and relying on the charity of others who are forced to pay taxes to survive.
Asian countries do not have welfare states. They will resist as long as possible. Because they've seen America. They've seen what paying people to do nothing brings. They've seen what happens when everyone is told they can have their own home despite inability to finance it.
It's not the act of payment of welfare that destroys the fabric of society. It is the attitude it breeds. That someone is owed a living by other people and can and will vote themselves an income.
The corn vendor with her entrepreneurial street smarts would kick the backside of any New Zealand low paid, beneficiary or underclass. She would do it with far less compassion than even I show towards New Zealand's poor and underclass. She bargains market pricing daily in a way that a Wall Street trader would be impressed with. Cutting deals for bulk buys and sales, she has her mark-up and knows what is required to break even. She hustles, uses a considerable amount of charm and instinct to wrestle every valuable baht from tourists. All of whom have more education and opportunity than she had.
I watched her bargain with some of the worse of tourists - Indians and Israelis. Nasty bargainers themselves squeezing every cent they can get just for a cob of cooked corn. She was happy at the end of negotiations every time.
Then there are the children whom I haven't taken pictures of for obvious reasons. The gang leader in Samui is a girl around 10 years old. If you sit on Chaweng beach in Samui long enough you'll meet her with a connect four board and an entourage of much younger children. She speaks English better than any of the hustlers, even the adults. For 100 baht she will bet you in a game of Connect Four. Win and you keep it, lose and she takes your coin. She trades on the gift of the gab, knowing what tourists are drunk enough to take on or taken in by her charm. She entertains, is cheeky and above all knows her time is valuable so when she can't see a sale, sticks her chest in the air and moves on to the next punter. Her skill set is transferable to a woman who in New Zealand would have a career in sales and marketing, or if she was a wet - human resources.
Put her next to a New Zealand child living in a State House with a P or even pot smoking Mum and absentee sperm donor that some people charitably call a father and she would clean them up ruthlessly. Again in a manner more abruptly than I ever could.
Her basic math and finance skills would run rings around a New Zealand educated child the same age. She can communicate with adults better than anyone who has a drug or alcohol addled parent. And better still, she would soak up everything you taught her, as someone older has taught her the art of the street hustle.
Sadly in Thailand she will more than likely be working in the bars behind the beach when she reaches puberty and her life now is as good as it will get. She's the Little Princess of Chaweng Beach. Things probably won't change in her lifetime.
New Zealanders response to such stories is arrogantly to say "we don't want to be like Thailand". Thing is, eventually with modern globalisation the way it is heading New Zealanders won't have a choice and emerging countries such as Brazil, China and India will be sneering down their noses at New Zealand and its over generous tax and spend welfare state as New Zealanders now do at these apparent pauper states. All suffering inflationary pressures from the demand from developing nations for resources they have in the past had all to themselves. There simply are not enough resources in the world to go around. It will create winners and losers. If New Zealand wants to be a winner it will have to stop hugging trees, and start competing.
Martyn Bradbury can sit there in front of his taxpayer subsidised camera jeering as much as he likes about big business, rich pricks and corporate greed.
But the largest threat to Maori, the underclass and with it his comfie middle class lifestyle in good old Grey Lynn is the little old lady selling corn on Chaweng Beach and what she represents. And the ten year old hustler playing Connect Four.
While he's busy representing the past. They are representing for the future and what his world looks like. For Martyn and his bunch of hopeless, lazy underachievers in left-wing fringe politics - it doesn't look good.
Little wonder they trade on envy politics and the theft of even more taxpayers money to build a fortress around New Zealand from globalisation and the fear it creates for them.
The fear that none of them have a chance competing in the real world.