#bryceedwardsconspiracy Takes Over John Campbell
The problem with all conspiracy theories is that some of them are actually true. I challenge you to pick the ones below that are.
Today on twitter there was an attempt to trend #bryceedwardsconspiracy.
This after leading blogger and National Party operative David Farrar announced a new political grouping that I will never be a part of because it involves being named with pinkos - the Vast Right Wing and non-Labour Left Wing Conspiracy (VRWNLLWC). It is already rumoured that David has been kicked out of the Group for not only copying Whaleoil's quote of the day from the previous day, but sitting so long on the fence that he's got jock rash in the shape of Bill English's fist.
I wish to add perhaps the greatest conspiracy out there on to the woodpile. The Bucket List Conspiracy.
The Bucket List Conspiracy
The latest conspiracy circulating from TV3's John Campbell is that today's attempt by John Banks and Don Brash to ignite a war between themselves on the decriminalisation of marijuana is a cunning plan to show that John Banks is a principled and electable voice for Epsom.
The plan went something like this, something Whaleoil has loosely termed "stealing underpants". The South Park born strategy that is currently being used by operatives in the Labour Party. Remember Whaleoil is part of the team of crack secret operatives who indeed installed Don Brash as Leader of the ACT Party in what is now loosely called the Blind Lusk Conspiracy.
Stealing Underpants In Bucket List Conspiracy
1. Use easy media such as Duncan Garner, his little office bitch Patrick Gower and Campbell Live as a conduit to engage in an aggressive yet entirely fictitious war of words between the Party Leader and the very conservative candidate for Epsom. Mr Banks can remind everyone over and over again how conservative he is and to "watch this space" and Dr Brash can remind Mr Banks he has been a good friend of his for 30 years. Knowing how threatening that claim was last time.
2.????
3. Win Epsom and get Dr Brash in on the list
Or
It could have all just been a complete accidental thermonuclear clusterfuck.
Today on twitter there was an attempt to trend #bryceedwardsconspiracy.
This after leading blogger and National Party operative David Farrar announced a new political grouping that I will never be a part of because it involves being named with pinkos - the Vast Right Wing and non-Labour Left Wing Conspiracy (VRWNLLWC). It is already rumoured that David has been kicked out of the Group for not only copying Whaleoil's quote of the day from the previous day, but sitting so long on the fence that he's got jock rash in the shape of Bill English's fist.
I wish to add perhaps the greatest conspiracy out there on to the woodpile. The Bucket List Conspiracy.
The Bucket List Conspiracy
The latest conspiracy circulating from TV3's John Campbell is that today's attempt by John Banks and Don Brash to ignite a war between themselves on the decriminalisation of marijuana is a cunning plan to show that John Banks is a principled and electable voice for Epsom.
The plan went something like this, something Whaleoil has loosely termed "stealing underpants". The South Park born strategy that is currently being used by operatives in the Labour Party. Remember Whaleoil is part of the team of crack secret operatives who indeed installed Don Brash as Leader of the ACT Party in what is now loosely called the Blind Lusk Conspiracy.
Stealing Underpants In Bucket List Conspiracy
1. Use easy media such as Duncan Garner, his little office bitch Patrick Gower and Campbell Live as a conduit to engage in an aggressive yet entirely fictitious war of words between the Party Leader and the very conservative candidate for Epsom. Mr Banks can remind everyone over and over again how conservative he is and to "watch this space" and Dr Brash can remind Mr Banks he has been a good friend of his for 30 years. Knowing how threatening that claim was last time.
2.????
3. Win Epsom and get Dr Brash in on the list
Or
It could have all just been a complete accidental thermonuclear clusterfuck.
posted by Cactus Kate at 4:30 AM
9 Comments:
(4) by a country mile
cluster fuck.
No doubt.
I'm so depressed about it I'm off to smoke a joint.
I'd go with "complete accidental thermonuclear clusterfuck."
Conspiracy or not - it just looks dumb. Now Don Brash has a lamington on his head.
Brilliant :-)
Kevin Campbell
You alright CK? Just wondering...
All Brash needs to say now is that he'll be busting his gut to make it ACT policy. Go Donboy, sticking to your principles is what ACT's all about.
errr.... how about an attempt to distract attention over the apparent decriminalisation of Banks and Brash's (in my considered opinion) 'white collar' crime?
How is it that no charges were ever laid against Brash and Banks for the misleading of investors by Huljich Wealth Management at a time they were both Directors? WHY are Brash and Banks not facing charges? Isn't the new Finance Markets Authority supposed to be tougher than its arguably useless predecessor - the Securities Commission? Where is all the surveillance of white collar crime and white collar criminals in NZ? 51 collapsed finance companies in 'the least corrupt country in the world'? How many billion$ of NZ investors $$$ was THAT? Penny Bright. 'Independent Public
Watchdog' Candidate for Epsom.
Penny what nonsense.
7 charges were dropped by the FMA against Huljich and the max fine will be 300k. he would only have plead guilty to make the whole thing go away immediately as chances are that charge is nonsense as well.
Penny how about you get your own affairs in order before you go around pointing the finger at other people?
Paying your water bill would be a good start.
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