Duck v The Whale - A Grand On It.
Forget the election, the best entertainment will be The Whale v The Duck in a cycle race.
The problem with Mallard and the Whale is that neither knows when to back down. Right now old(er) ladies and Nanas are telling them both to back down I'm sure.
I reckon such barbaric activity should be encouraged.
Slater called Mallard a cripple. Which is to be fair, outright baiting.
Mallard reacted as one of the last true heterosexual males in the Labour Party should and took it as a challenge so he issued one.
Bike race. A very long bike race. Even longer when you have just had a massive bike accident yourself.
The problem with Mallard and the Whale is that neither knows when to back down. Right now old(er) ladies and Nanas are telling them both to back down I'm sure.
I reckon such barbaric activity should be encouraged.
Slater called Mallard a cripple. Which is to be fair, outright baiting.
Mallard reacted as one of the last true heterosexual males in the Labour Party should and took it as a challenge so he issued one.
Bike race. A very long bike race. Even longer when you have just had a massive bike accident yourself.
Whale accepted.
In short Mallard in doing so has accused Whale of being more out of shape than he is.
As I have been accused by Mallard of financing Whaleoil in this post, I will now throw a challenge to them both.
I will stick a grand up ($NZ1,000) as prizemoney.
Mallard wins, the Labour Party get the money.
Whaleoil wins, his new Party of choice, ACT gets the coin.
I now challenge the world's tightest pollster David Farrar to chuck another grand in as a possible prize to the only thing that is permanently crippled about the Labour Party - their finances.
posted by Cactus Kate at 6:26 PM
19 Comments:
after Daffy's last post on redablurt, I would suggest that David would prefer the Whale to smack the bastard.
I think DPF's response to that will be one where he is quite happy. The photoshop is very flattering.
mm, you maybe right .. he has a gangsta look about him.
Excuse my tiredness, but has Whale really thrown his support in behind ACT?
Pffft! If Blubber Boy wants to pick on MPs older than him, why doesn't he man up and challenge Hone Harawira to a boxing match?
Now that would liven up the byelection! And Hone is at least left-wing, whereas Trevor... oh dear.
Mad Marxist.
Don't put ideas into Whales head please.
If I had a spare couple of G's I would throw that in to the pot as well...
Things really start to get interesting when the prize money starts to sound serious.... If it got to $10k then it would be a REAL match and not one jerk and one whale trying to beat each other over the head with the Mad Butcher's meat... as it were... so to speak... after a fashion....
I think Trev the Muss (puss) would be more of a challenge the Hone, Hones a short, fat little dumpling of a oompa-loompa
Perhaps a bout of the long fancied Euro tradition of cockslapping would be more suited to these two twats.
Mallard will give Slater a thrashing. Even with his injury Mallards base fitness wont disappear overnight so he will be back up to speed quickly.
I doubt Slater has done a days manual work in his life so that will be the difference. Talk wont beat Mallards hours on a bike.
Whale wouldn't get a kick in a stampede of naked hookers!
So is Whaleoil still on the sickness benefit? Cos he sounds fighting fit to me.
Don't think so, but go ask him, you know where he resides online.
Hes been out shooting new born fawns lately judging by the size of the deer/goat he proudly displayed on his blog. A real hunter would have let it live until puberty at least.
I suppose the taxpayer is picking up the bill should one of these two have a coronary?
Maybe the greens could donate a couple of six foot deep holes and some timber boxes.
Mad Marxist, if Whale get into the ring with Hone, I reckon Hone won't last the first 5 seconds of the first round. Whale will probably drop Hone flat in that first 5 seconds.
Well then Falafulu, you should get the Beached Whale to proposition Hone, aye? Good publicity to show Hone up, hmm?
Just make sure the ring is nationalised first - the government needs the ticket sales coin ;)
Mad Marxist.
Its clear Trev suffers from "Hotness delusion syndrome"
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10729333
Don't know about that. Women find two grown men duelling very attractive.
Mrs Oil (Spanishbride) is encouraging the activity.
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