Saturday, January 30, 2010

The Male Code

Chelski and England skipper John Terry is generally regarded outside his hero-worshipping fan club as a right tosser and very average footballer.

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He's got dodgy parents, a minger of a wife whom he clearly roots around on and has done for like ever - and earns 170k quid a week playing an average role in a very expensive team.

His walk of shame so far has included:

- cheating on wife in a car park
- gambling
- parking in a disabled carpark
- mother and monther-in-law caught shoplifting
- organising paid tours around Chelski to dodgy wannabes
- smacking a bouncer with a bottle
- wild party on 9/11 stranding
- father caught on tape dealing coke
- pissing in a bottle and dropping it on the floor

But what will finish him off as skipper and hero worshipping in the eyes of his male fans, friends and team mates, was not that he shagged around on his wife or his wife's best friend, oh god no that's allowed.

But that he did it with a team mates missus.

In male sporting code this is a big no....no.....no.......

Little wonder he tried to get a super injunction to prevent the story being run. While Bridge was taking the Arab money at Manchester City trying to get Terry to join them, Terry was back in London shagging his missus.

The upshot will be Fabio Capello getting very pissed off, Mrs Terry getting yet ANOTHER make up gift from her man ho' of a husband and will forgive him as the status and money is too good and well......and this is the excellent news........PLEASE let it derail Chelski's team morale.

If it does, right now here is Manchester United's not too shabby player of the season. Good girl. Shagging Drogba and Lampard now would be useful as well.

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Phil "Seat Warmer" Goff Defines Avoidance

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Phil "Seat Warmer" Goff's most unexceptional State of the Union(s) address defined a few things for us about the current Labour Party that Mangrove Nash fell into the trap of yesterday.

We know what the Labour Party want to concentrate on daily, thanks to The Stranded and its superior bigger brother Red Alert.

Today The Stranded had a go at "articulating" Labour's position on tax "dodgers" from the speech "The Many, Not the Few". Sadly Seat Warmer's speech writers made a rather large blunder in whipping up the new frenzy against the "few". The bastardisation of the use of the terms "avoid" and "evade" in the context of talking about tax. It was all very "Pay the" Bill English and sloppy.

Seat Warmer tried to redefine bludgers to include not the welfare bludgers, or net beneficiaries but to include those who by his definition in Planet Labour, do not pay their "fair share" of taxes to fund Labour's excessive spending promises come election time. "The Many" in New Zealand however don't actually pay a lot of tax, and "The Few" are paying for them. Remember the Tax Working Group has just reported that a staggering 10% of taxpayers are now paying 76% of net tax.

This distortion explains more than anything I have read from an ACT Board candidate over the last week, as to why ACT struggles in the polls. A low-tax, small government Party that discourages welfare bludging, such as ACT starts with a potential voting population of just 24% of the whole country. We haven't got a show in campaigning on lower taxes when some 76% of the population who could vote for us either don't or hardly bloody pay any.

Seat Warmer's speech highlights included:

The use of the phrase "hard working Kiwis".

Which replaces last week's Seat Warmer office blunder of using "ordinary New Zealander".
But isn't a CEO who works 65 hours a week hard-working? A banker? A lawyer? A stockbroker? An analyst? A doctor? A specialist?

No, to be "hard working" according to Seat Warmer you seem to have to be working 40 hours a week but be in a skanky low paying job with absolutely no career prospects. Camp Miserable. That's what he is meaning. Anyone earning a decent amount of money is deemed to be taking it from someone cleaning a toilet or on a minimum wage. That's the State of the Union(s). The classic Labour sell.

Envy.

People who take from New Zealand but don’t give back are bludgers, wherever they live and whatever their bank balance.....

If you are going to keep a running account of the taxes in and taxpayer spending out of each New Zealander it is going to be an interesting exercise and I can guarantee now that expatriates and exiles will come out streets ahead of the hundreds of thousands of real bludgers in New Zealand who are welfare and net beneficiaries. In other words - New Zealand would be better off if these net beneficiaries actually did leave the country as it is costing the country more now to keep them than the country is getting in return.

If you measure people as Seat Warmer has in this part of the speech, as those who "take from New Zealand but don’t give back whatever their bank balance....." , you will be hard pressed to argue that welfare beneficiaries and net beneficiaries (tax less welfare transfers) are not the classic definition of bludgers.

New Zealand expatriates (the smart pricks) and exiles (the rich pricks) don't of course send money home to relatives, store it in New Zealand banks and earn interest which is taxed, invest in property without tax benefits as they have nothing to offset it against so don't use credits (sarcasm). And when they come home to visit instead of spending their annual leave cruising the Med, they don't pay GST, petrol and alcohol tax, contribute to hotels, rental car companies and hospitality driving the tourism industry further? An in doing so this costs New Zealand NOTHING as the expatriate has their own health insurance so won't be using public health services or in fact any taxpayer funded services while home.

Some of them move to live as tax exiles, avoiding their responsibility to the country that gave them an education and a start in life

As for avoiding responsibility? How many of these exiles (rich pricks) were privately educated in the first place? Then paying more than their fair share of taxes in the years they worked in New Zealand for themselves and their families. A few didn't even go to University and barely finished High School. How many of these exiles took risks and created job opportunities on a factory floor for Labour's own "hard working" voters? The same exiles who can come back for almost half the year and in doing so SPEND MORE MONEY in New Zealand. It is a very poor argument to say that education and a start in life haven't already been paid back and then some in the tax paid by these exiles.

All New Zealanders need to share the benefit of tax changes - not just the privileged few at the top. Loopholes that allow high income earners to avoid tax have to be closed. Too many people on good incomes avoid and evade paying taxes. It’s not right that some top earners pay a lower percentage of their income in tax than those on the average wage.

I believe Seat Warmer has just redefined the IRD's "avoidance" language for them and here is why I believe this.

He's referring in the first instance to the top 100 "rich pricks" who the IRD surveyed in New Zealand don't pay the top tax rate of 38 cents. Of course they don't as they use company and trust structures. All perfectly legal and justifiable as you don't get that rich working for other people and having PAYE deducted.

But Seat Warmer isn't just talking about the top 100 here. He is talking about those on "good incomes". He's targetting the proposed TWG tax changes - the reduction in the top personal rate from 38 cents.

What are these loopholes precisely that Seat Warmer is referring to? New Zealand has fairly comprehensive rules for taxing personal income which includes taxing from a worldwide source for a New Zealand resident and in many cases even unrealised gains. Most of those top 100 "rich pricks" will be receiving advice from a final four tax accounting firm (PwC, KPMG, EY, Deloitte). These firms do not diddle individual tax returns for their largest clients and are notoriously conservative, as are those top 100 as they all know the IRD will be auditing them all over and over. They will be neither committing tax avoidance or evasion if receiving advice on their personal tax returns from these sorts of outfits. As almost all will be.

Seat Warmer isn't just referring in context to that top 100 but also to those on "good incomes". Less wealthy self-employed people and consultants use companies in New Zealand as well as family trusts. According to Seat Warmer this is avoiding tax. Under the laws of New Zealand, structuring your affairs this way to pay less tax because there are three effective choices of tax rate at 38 cents, 33 cents and 30 cents is not tax avoidance punishable by law. But according to Seat Warmer, if you have a "good income" and will not vote Labour, it is.

This from a Party that actually CUT the corporate tax rate from 33 to 30 cents making it even more desirable to shift income from the ambit of personal taxation to corporate taxation. At the time 39 cents in the dollar vs the proposed 30 cents.

So apart from not returning your tax forms to the IRD and ignoring any assessment to pay taxes, I don't see any other group that Seat Warmer can be referring to but those in New Zealand who have a company or trust instead of paying PAYE on personal tax rates. Most businessmen or women operate company or trust structures, but few would bother with a rental property, favouring to tip their profits back into their business.

Good Incomes?

Gomango in the comments has then helpfully provided a list of Labour MP's with trusts and thrown in Helen Clark for good measure. All these MP's are on "good incomes".

Rick Barker
Barker Family Trust
Upton Family Trust

Brendon Burns
BP and PL Burns Family Trust
PL and BP Burns Family Trust

Steve Chadwick
Gonzo Family Trust

Charles Chauvel
Kittery Trust
Pepperrell Trust
Victory Trust

Helen Clark
Burke Trust
FG Clark Family Trust

Clayton Cosgrove
Eagle Bay Family Trust
September Trust (blind trust)

David Cunliffe
Bozzie Family Trust

Kelvin Davis
Davis Family Trust

Parekura Horomia
Panikau A2
Mangatuna 3, 4, 5, 7 and 8
Mangaheia 1B3Y and 2G1
Tokomaru K4A and K4B1 – trustee
Tuatini Maori Township section 1 block vi lot 2
Rosaleen Aorangi Smith Whanau Trust

Raymond Huo
Chesterfields Trust (family trust)

Shane Jones
Te Puna o Te Anaru Trust
Castlerigg Trust

Annette King
King-Lind Family Trust

Nanaia Mahuta
Mahuta Whānau Trust

Stuart Nash
Nash Family Trust

David Parker
Karitane Trust
Sue Wootton Family Trust
FD Parker Children’s Trust
Tarras Trust

Lynne Pillay
The Pillay Trust

Mita Ririnui
Ririnui-Calhoun Family Trust
Te Aomihi Anne Ririnui-Horne Family Trust
Riripiti Timi Waati Lands Trust
Te Arawa Lakes Trust
Ngati Awa Māori Trust Board
Pukeroa Oruawhata Lands Trust

Ross Robertson
The Robertson Family Trust

It's too much work to list Labour MP's with real property.

Labour spin doctors argue that these MP's are not voting to cut taxes on their trusts, or for higher earners so have clean hands. Or that they have set trusts up for reasons other than lower tax (funny I've been trying to tell them that for years this is a legitimate use of a trust). That's not the point. They are structuring and have done for many years, using these techniques to pay less tax than they would have if returning all the income at the top personal tax rate. They have continually returned to the IRD less income than they would have if they paid the top personal rate.

According to Seat Warmer Goff, all these MP's are those he talks of when stating "the privileged few at the top. Loopholes that allow high income earners to avoid tax have to be closed. Too many people on good incomes avoid and evade paying taxes. It’s not right that some top earners pay a lower percentage of their income in tax than those on the average wage".

These Labour MP's are all taxed on their MP salaries at the top tax rate of 38 cents in the dollar, they are however according to Seat Warmer, using loopholes (legitimate tax structuring) just like the top 100 "rich pricks" in New Zealand to avoid paying 38 cents in the dollar on other income.

Seat Warmer has defined in this speech all trusts and company structures from an individual as avoidance. Yet Parliament intended for companies, trusts and individuals to be taxed at different rates. So how can any action to set up a company or trust even if for tax reasons be one of tax avoidance?

Seat Warmer will have to either equalise the rates, or the IRD will be a hell of a lot busier under his regime. He has mis-used the word "avoid" in this speech relating to tax. Avoidance is defined in NZ law and not legitimate behaviour.

When you realise however that only 10% of taxpayers are paying 76% of the tax, and your Party is on the centre-left, I guess it was a good speech appealing to your bludging supporters and their envy of your "rich prick" opponent.

Friday, January 29, 2010

Mangrove Roots Twist Themselves

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Stuart "Mangrove" Nash is not the best spokesperson from Labour to blog on "Exploding Tax Myths". Come to think of it he may not be the best Spokesperson on Revenue for a centre-left party.

I thought it would take three posts and comments on the topic for him to step in doggy doo as a virgin MP.

It took one.

Mangrove boldly posts in the comments to his myth 1 -

The fundamental principle that I think most kiwis agree with is that one should pay their fair share – no more, no less. People who structure their affairs to avoid tax are only shifting the burden to those who haven’t then means or the wealth to undertake such operations.

This is a bold statement not about the tax rate (as Trevor Mallard is making) but the entire structuring of affairs which in the context of the Labour party statements taking the moral high grounds somewhat on the TWG is a clanger.

Fran O'Sullivan gave self-interested MP's a good kicking in her column this week about the TWG's report on the grounds plenty of MP's themselves are indulging in the very behaviour the TWG has recommended is, well we will euphemistically call it "adjusted". Clearly the Labour caucus blogging team again hazed Mangrove by not giving him the heads-up.

Mangrove has always had the sniff of a trust boy about him so I looked up the 2009 Pecuniary Interest Register:

Stuart NASH (Labour. List)

1. Company directorships and controlling interests

Agincourt Investments Limited - investments and consultancy

4. Beneficial Interests in trusts

Nash Family Trust

Live by the sword die by the sword Mangrove - you have a family trust to pay 33 cents instead of 38 cents in the dollar and by the looks of it a vehicle to pay company tax at 30 cents on investments and consultancy instead of the top 38 cents in the dollar rate. Nothing wrong with that or illegal. But when you deride me for working in an industry that apparently is dedicated to "exploiting loopholes" you cannot take the moral high-ground making grandoise statements about those:

structuring their affairs to avoid tax are only shifting the burden to those who haven’t then means or the wealth to undertake such operations.

When that is precisely what you are doing in your own view to the detriment of "hard working Kiwis" who cannot "undertake such operations".

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Cactus Plays Nicely With Mangrove

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Stuart "Mangrove" Nash has thrown himself into contention for my attention, with an apparent series titled "Exploding Tax Myths".

At the Labour Caucus bloggers meeting this morning Mangrove must have been hazed by his elders for being late and drew the short straw, knowing that whomever was tasked to post on this was going to get Cactused well and truly.

In his first post, Mangrove illustrates precisely why my entire industry exists and why it cannot operate to much extent in New Zealand.

Myth 1. New Zealand taxes corporate taxable income at a relatively high rate.

Mangrove then lists pretty much every country where offshore industry corporate clients come from. Monty then lists all the countries that offshore corporate clients structure into. I have even been kind enough to find an example from the US for him using Ireland.

As stated, I would take a massive corporate tax rate with tax structuring opportunities, than what New Zealand has - a lower published rate, that is much harder to structure out of because the rules are much tighter.

And ironically it is Sir "Yeltsin" Douglas that New Zealand has to thank for this regime.

International tax competition is a concept the left should have a look at. The list of countries Mangrove published are competing against mainly Asian countries with much lower tax rates and in doing so sending corporate offshore to make Asian countries richer in prospects and opportunity.

Bring on the next Exploding Myth Mangrove, I trust it will be better than this one or David "Silent T" Cunliffe may have to get his hands off that BBQ from the plush surrounds of Herne Bay and assist.

Mystery of Missing Millionaire

The case of Herman Rockefeller is baffling Australians. A businessman on the surface had a perfectly normal, successful life. Now he's disappeared. There have been sightings and the journalists have been using facebook to try and find him. Alas still not Herman.

But something has already smelt odd about the case, and with it Herman.

A multi-millionaire businessman who drove a 2007 Toyota Prius?

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It's not really what you would wish to be remembered for is it? Driving a sissy cheap arse hybrid car.

"Oh Herman Rockefeller he's the missing rich dude who drove a Prius".

As I have previously opined, being loaded has only one real advantage over being a broken-arse, you get to buy cool s**t for yourself and your friends.

A Prius is not an example of cool s**t.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

"Fyfe Foldout" Hits The Airwaves

They can call it the "skycouch" or "cuddle class" all they like but I would like to anoint it the Fyfe Foldout (c) in honour of New Zealand's most rootable CEO.

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From the CEO who painted himself wearing nothing for an advertisement, we now have an instrument for poor people to join the mile high club. Wrap a blankie over those two and there's nowhere else to go but on top of each other. With one person having to lie on their side anyway to fit on the FF, I would recommend the spoons sex position

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The mechanics of the Fyfe Foldout are interesting. The fattie of a couple would not be able to lie on the outer part of the FF that's for sure and the FF loses comfort with the fattie having to rest his legs up on the back of the seat. A New Zealand male may have trouble fitting his legs across the three seats at 175cm and I'm picking the surface won't be perfectly flat which for a bad sleeper like myself would be intolerable.

So it is Rob Fyfe - the poor man's Richard Branson, rolling out another gimmick hot on the heels of bodypaint, auctioning his undies and cougars. The FF is a natural extension of Fyfe's branding of the airline as a slightly less horny version of himself.

I'm picking that the FF is perfect for small Asian couples on the NZ-HK route, and an adult travelling with a child. So I'm not about to pay for 2 1/2 seats when business class means I can avoid economy class germs.

As for two "ordinary New Zealanders" it is hard to predict how they will react. Perhaps Phil Goff could ask them when he's out meeting them. I would say when these seats are free, air mattresses will have a hard job keeping the bludgers off them.

Anyway change is good so big tick to Air NZ for trying something and the Business Premier seats look lovely. Which is excellent news as the current ones in long haul are now just looking like a man who has spent too long in a bad marriage.

Tatty, beaten into submission and out of shape.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Woman of the Week - Appropriate Punishment

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While a man can lie all he wants to his wife as she has many interests of her own to protect being in a marriage, it is not advisable to lie to the mistress who does not necessarily have rights to such fiscal and societal protections.

Tiger Woods knows that. One affair wouldn't have killed his marriage, most wives forgive that. What killed him was pissing off all the other women who won't be getting $US300 million in a divorce settlement.

Witness my woman of the week - YaVaughnie Wilkins who bitch slapped the lying man ho she was with - by chucking a massive and classy $US250,000 on billboards including one in Times Square. African-American women just open the best cans of woop-arse when irritated, especially by African-American men.

It is believed that Wilkins, 42, was unaware of Phillips' marriage and that she believed that she had been in a monogamous relationship with him. The New York Post reports that upon learning of the deception, Wilkins rounded up $US250,000 and took her revenge.

Obama advisor Charles Phillips' biggest mistake was lying to his mistress about his intentions.

Lets forget that any woman with half a brain would conduct substantial due diligence at the outset on a man with a public profile before they invested eight years with him..... because most women fail to exhibit that half a brain when dealing with men.

Wilkins, it is alleged apparently didn't know he was married. This is a very big sin as he didn't need to lie, ditto he lied about getting back with his wife. She probably would have shagged him regardless. The pictures on the net and other evidence pertain to a very double life, introducing YaVaughnie as his girlfriend as she accompanied him to events and photos that you don't take with a married man if he wishes to keep a relationship a secret to protect his marriage. After 8 years together like this, the woman was definitely in a defacto relationship if he mislead her at any stage about his marital status.

Her response though was just awesome.

More awesome as there are so many more enjoyable things to spend $US250,000 on but she was so pissed off she chose to do this.

Personally if I allocated that budget on retribution I would go out and buy one of these and get over the deception, oh the moment I sat in the drivers seat and definitely within an hour of picking up a younger, hotter man at the pedestrian crossing.

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Mrs Phillips' is definitely gonna be profiting from a "Kobe" .

And YaVaughnie? it's America - that $US250k is a fabulous investment. She's an actor, will recoup that in no time on reality TV shows.

Call her a psycho, slut, ho, bunny boiler....but the man got what he deserved and YaVaughnie displayed a greater sense of style than any paid for story slapper of Tiger Woods'.

Charles Phillips' colleagues will ensure he is socially shunned for a decent time and as for Mrs Phillips', well it would be a brave woman to go out in public with such a man ho for a bit wouldn't it?

Monday, January 25, 2010

Was this Tax Group Really Working?

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It is hard to know where to start after reading 67 pages + 7 pages of footnotes of simplistic repetitive fence sitting. So I went for a swim. A 1.5 kilometre swim in a heated pool then I sat in the outdoor jacuzzi for half an hour.

I know why Speedo Weldon swims for recreation. As I swam mindless stroke after stroke I was reminded just how dull and uninspiring my time was at Pricewaterhouse Coopers, like swimming lengths in a pool going nowhere yet the process of suffering and going through it was utterly necessary for the rest of my life. The biggest lesson learned was to leave.

The biggest mission in writing a critique of the report I have just read is to make it vaguely interesting and with it readable.

The TWG

The Tax "Working" Group (TWG) consisted of 13 members. Three (Buckle, Prebble and White) were Victoria University Academics, 5 were heads of the final four accounting firms (Dunne, McLeod, Shaw, Shewan and Nightingale - PwC so important they needed two representatives), 1 was a tax lawyer (Plunket). That is 9 by definition were from dull "head-nodding" professions captured by the principle that to get that far they have had to remove any pretext that they have vision and strategic thought, especially when placed with other like-minds. The final four competing of course for lucratic government contract work - so hopelessly compromised by requiring to serve to the government of the day the lines they want.

Of the rest one was an erratic yet clever, outspoken fund manager (Morgan), one the head of the NZX on a performance bonus scheme incentivised to get more investors away from property into the stockmarket who praises Kiwisaver every morning before shaving (Speedo Weldon), an investment banker (Cameron) and finally Arthur Grimes from a fence sitting public policy institute.

Gareth Morgan already jumped the gun with a radical plan and spat the dummy when he didn't get what he wanted. To me he emerges with credibility for having an idea and some balls to back it up. Albeit an idea I didn't necessarily agree with.

Of note were missing representatives of New Zealand's leading export earner - farming. Also there was no representative for the $200 billion property sector. There was also no female representative but let us forget that as Rob McLeod represents Maori so therefore minority interests. I don't care about welfare groups and Unions not being represented as welfare beneficiaries don't pay net tax and Unions hinder businesses so do not increase the tax take.

Bias

Rather than making the tax system more simple, with 9 tax accountants, academics or lawyers on the committee of 13 this was never going to happen. All are self-interested enough to dismiss the Morgan Plan for example as mutterings of an extremist. Most of the options as read require ironically more compliance cost and complexity in the tax system.

Right up front it is clear that this Group was heavily weighted against property. In all shapes and forms. At PwC, John Shewan's bias against rental property was reasonably legendary. Brought about more I guess from stories of senior staff making more money buying and selling rental property in the boom times than they did from working for him.

From press releases to initial working papers all concerned seem to have little time for property. They also had bias in favour of a need for change. They also decided that the report had to be "fiscally neutral". This fence sitting concept that any change decreasing tax in one area had to pay for itself not in spending cuts but in increasing tax elsewhere.

This is the flaw in the report from the outset. Government does not work like this, there must be spending cuts and controls else spending gets out of control and you never collect enough tax to cover a public sector used to wasting money. In terms of the report it is clear that it was written as a "package" of reform. Therefore unable to be cherry picked in isolation.

Page 5 stating "The Group has not focused on any single aspect of the tax system, or single option for change, but has looked at the system as a whole and a number of options for reform".

Who honestly believes John Key and Bill English will follow this proposal as it is intended? As a package of reforms and not a piecemeal addition to a system already apparently flawed.

The "Housing is Evil" Sham

Land apparently has a fixed supply and is inelastic. Who would have thought? Not PC covered the issue extensively the key to freeing up more of this land and the costs currently incurred in housing that deem to be "tax" under your Mother's Maiden name.

New Zealanders seem to be stuck in a pre-historic myth that rental housing stock owners are evil and not only distort housing prices for the "good guys" (ie. themselves) but involve tax avoidance. Those stuck there all have one thing in common. Envy. Most either do not own property or only have an owner-occupied home, usually terminally geared to ensure they live a miserable existence for the rest of their lives. The rest derive their income from the workings of funds and the stockmarket.

The prime reason for the alleged fascination with property in New Zealand is detailed in the report in the irony of wishing to apply the RFRM (risk free rate of return method). On page 53 this is outlined. Why is housing deemed appropriate to be taxed at a risk-free rate? Well it is based on this silly New Zealand phenomenon that house prices will keep increasing.

Worse is that the RFRM in the example on page 53 encourages excessive leveraging as it calculates based on equity. I can think right now of a fabulous tax structuring product you could sell to strip equity out of these homes. It's just a bad, bad, bad incentive for loading debt that people cannot afford to have currently, let alone in the future.

Contrast this with Hong Kong where cyclical booms and busts are allowed by a non-interventionalist government. This means that housing is not risk free, it is actually a reasonably risky asset with massive booms and busts. The attitude towards New Zealanders pouring savings into housing is historically in the last generation it has been risk-free. Banks keep lending, governments keep encouraging people to own their own home. And property investing is easier and in New Zealand indeed safer than investing in the dog that is the NZ stockmarket.

In Hong Kong the stockmarket is the prime gambling centre for poor people to collect enough money to invest in property. Middle aged ladies carry real time beepers for their day-trading. It is volatile, up and down. HSBC stocks here are suitable christmas presents to grandchildren. There is stamp duty on transactions as there is on housing sales. Thing is the boom and busts in the stockmarket make it like housing - plenty of opportunities for gains and those who lose take it on the chin as part of the game. They don't whinge to government and other taxpayers to bail them out.

New Zealand has no such massive "up" in the cycle in the stockmarket, or the volume of trades as here. It has even less of a property cycle.

So what do you do with your money?

You can do these things with money that I can think of -

give it away,
spend it,
put it in the bank,
put it in business,
buy shares or
put it in housing.

If you spend it then the government taxes it on GST. If you save it in a bank the government taxes it with RWT on interest. If you put it in business the government can take it in company tax (net of deductions) or RWT on dividends. If you put it in the stockmarket then you are only taxed if you are trading, and on dividends. That leaves putting it in housing which has the same capital gains rules as the stockmarket presently and rental income is taxed net of tax deductions.

The difference with property is that you can gear it, claim an interest deduction for it and pay very little tax for the first few years you own it until the property makes a book profit.

But you can do the same for shares. Set yourself up as a business and you can borrow money to buy shares, claim deductions and losses and return gains.

Thing is New Zealanders do not do this because - they don't trust the stockmarket, and historically with good reason. The banks will generally not lend for share trading.

Farming

At page 9 of the report it states "There is a major hole in the tax base concerning the taxation of capital which is manifest in high investment and low returns in the property market".

This is an erroneous base to work from if judging the property market as such.

Does the "nation's darling industry" farming provide better returns for the land it uses? When externalities are added in such as pollution costs and charged per farm, just what is the return on that land?

Most farmers are in essence milking to pay interest and principal on their mortgage so one day they can sell at a capital gain. They are allowed a deduction for interest and farm and business expenses that in many years means farmers actually pay little tax. Many are farming to pay for capital gain which funds their retirement. Is this any different contribution to the economy than a worker who works in say an export business to pay for their capital gain on a property investment? And in doing so employs a whole raft of people in maintaining that property. Not to mention adding to private rental stocks.

After all, the government cannot provide all rental housing. Someone has to own it to rent to people who cannot afford to or choose not to, buy their own home?

Politics

With so many of the TWG reliant on government for their income, it is interesting to note for example on page 10, references to the system needing be "robust against interest group pressure and political tempatition to change the critical elements of a coherent system".

How do you do this? I would say by introducing no new taxes at all. New taxes are like a beer to an alcoholic for the political left. National introduces a new tax, not only will we laugh at them for breaking election promises, we will also scratch them for giving Labour the ultimate in pay-back if elected - Labour can increase the silly new tax.

Capital Gains Tax

This was discussed and rejected. I imagine because those involved realised they would have to treat shares the same way as rental property. On page 48 the TWG admitted New Zealand already had a CGT system, they then go on to discuss the accrual method of accounting for it. Which would be horrid. What the "accrual method" means is that at 31 March each year (or your balance date) you would have to value the asset under a method and then pay tax on any gain even if you had no income or cashed out money in your bank account for that asset.

In Australia it is interesting to read on that page that CGT accounts for just 3.9% of Federal annual revenue. On page 14, you can see that 3.9% wouldn't even qualify CGT as a sundry excise tax in New Zealand.

Speedo Weldon would have jumped up and down if accruals methods were applied to shares and his influence would have popped out the second last paragraph dismissing it. Imagine if you had to value all your stocks at a date and pay unrealised capital gains on them before you even had the revenue from the sale? It could not happen in a low wage country such as New Zealand.

The more bizarre rationale for excluding CGT came at page 49 - "a capital gains tax on share sales would in some circumstances result in double taxation of corporate profits". Isn't this the whole point? I am assuming they mean when a corporate owned shares in another corporate and sold them for profit they will be taxed.

It is like on page 35 where it states "People earning their income by salary and wage...should be able to expect that they will be treated in a similar way to someone who earns the same level of income from property investment". Why? Property should be a riskier investment than pulling a wage so the return higher. In any instance property is purchased and financed from after-tax PAYE.

The salary on which the PAYE is paid has been derived from working for others who pay company tax with deductions available to the business owner, so why not the owner of a rental property?

Why is there no such bother in taxing natural persons twice, once through PAYE and once again when they own a rental property and use those post-tax profits to finance the purchase? They've already paid tax on the funds used to buy the property and now the TWG are looking at taxing them again through either CGT, RFRM or land tax, on top of the tax they have to pay on net rental income presently?

After much ado the TWG decide it's all too hard.

Land Tax

I am not necessarily opposed vehemently to land tax when residents of the country have first world wages to pay the tax every year (ie. Hong Kong) however the TWG makes such a hash of discussing it at page 50 that it will not be politically expedient and if introduced will see pandemonium in the market and with it National's approval rating. The TWG states rents will increase - therefore those intended to wear the burden will pass it on. The TWG then blubs out and suggests cashflow issues with low income people, retirees and provides a threshold for which land tax would not be payable.

The report states "a land tax constitutes a lump-sum tax on those who own land at the date of its introduction" - nice.

Anyone want to vote for that in a centre-right constituency?

So in essence this is a land tax possibly without Maori land, farming, forestry (just those three there - huge stocks) and low income people included. Ridiculous as the burden left will be on low to middle income people who are renting. Landlords will simply hike rents or make tenants pay the tax as part of their rent.

Once again it can be argued that it is farming and forestry and not rental property that receive unequal shares of government privilege and assistance. Farming as I have discussed can be a cash-poor, asset rich process. Likewise forestry with its delay in income generation.

Depreciation

Much has been made of building depreciation. Those who still think this is a starter should read up on the IRD website about "depreciation recovered" . It is erroneous to say that the current system doesn't already have a clawback on sale where depreciation has been overclaimed. As it does for other fixed assets depreciated in business as well.

Imputation

This is discussed in the report and applies generally for income from dividends when the tax has already been paid by the company. It is based on the principle that the income has already been taxed.

Analogous to this of course is that when people put their savings in the bank and receive interest do they receive a credit for tax already paid for by the post-tax deposit? While it seems okay to impute dividends to gain an equitable result, why can't the same be extended to double taxation where revenue is being derived and that revenue has already been clipped?

Welfare for Families

Ironically while outside the scope of the report, the best submissions are at page 17, 32 and then at 55 where the TWG discuss the distortions created by welfare for families. A crazy system where the top 10% of earners pay 44% of the personal tax and when WFF is included the top 10% of taxpayers pay a whopping 76% of net tax.

On page 32 there are listed some structures families are implementing to gain WFF, all entirely legal, however the depth and breadth of this avoidance behaviour may very well be more than any distortions in the system currently gained by the humble rental property.

GST

The Labour opposition should focus on page 46 in the last paragraph. There you will find some twisted reasoning as to justify GST.

"Because people spend income over time, actual spending may be a better measure of lifetime income. For this reason, GST as a proportion of expenditure is roughly proportional across all income levels over time. This reflects the fact that people tend to base their current spending decisions on, not simply their current income but also their expected lifetime income."

Say what? If you are low-incomed and a beneficiary of course you will spend most of your income and therefore pay more as a proportion in a consumption tax. Unless you can climb into a higher income bracket you will be stuck with this scenario.

The TWG suggest as part of a "revenue neutral" approach that beneficiaries should be compensated for any increase in GST? How? Because a main feature, in fact THE feature of the report is arguing that credits such s WFF create very large marginal tax distortions.

Again taxing GST on "financial services" misses an appointment with the firing squad. On page 48 however the reason given for rent continuing to be excluded from GST basically because it is passed on to the tenant in any case.

Another case therefore of - tenant will be paying so we won't tax it. Why then consider land tax, RFRM and CGT?

Repetition

In the report there are 40 references in 67 pages to Australia. 11 references to the phrase "integrity and fairness", 30 for "fairness", 9 pages of discussion referring to Working for Families. Reading the report you get a sense of the authors insistence on nice phrases and systemic hammering of the issues without saying an awful lot that is coherently ordered and definitive as a plan from getting us from A to B without diverting through C.

Recommendations

Of the 13 recommendations there may not be a lot to disagree with as they are not recommendations as such given the premise that they must be implemented as a package. Sir Roger Douglas tried this in his Unfinished Business manifesto, and failed to sell a package reform. In any instance I completely disagree with a few.

1. Alignment of rates - unnecessary as people set up trust structures for more reasons than tax avoidance. Asset protection, matrimonial property, potential estate duty in the future and business continuity being just a few. Alignment of tax rates isn't something that other countries necessarily worry about and the TWG seemed focused on this discussion when in reality getting rates as low and as flat as possible should be the outcome. If New Zealand law develops as it should, plenty of people who set up trusts will soon be regretting it as few understand precisely what it means in terms of control and fiduciary duty. Not to mention the poor drafting of many of these trusts will keep litigators and trust specialists in the legal profession in business for many years to come.

I can't see many people lining up to switch from being taxed at personal rates from company rates even if they are equal. The company rate of course offers the advantage of it being net of a whole host of deductions that people will still be able to take for their business purposes. The company rate offers this and the personal rate does not. It is not about the tax rate per se it is about the taxable income that you are paying the rate on. Lower that and the rate becomes less of an issue.

2. Competitive company rate - yep, so what? And why obsess with Australia? Aim lower. Lower rate that is.

3. Imputation Regime - follow Australia. Uninspiring.

4. Reduce top tax rates. Same as 1. Half of the wealthiest New Zealanders don't pay the top tax rate apparently. Easily explained away that their wealth is locked up in company structures as they have in the past or currently are entrepreneurs, risk takers and responsible for employing thousands or tens of thousands of New Zealanders. Who cares if they don't pay the top tax rate given their contribution to the economy - providing jobs for people who do. They have already paid their fair share of company or even trust taxes in the past and probably still continue to do. You cannot expect a multi-millionaire to pay 38 cents in the dollar on his income in a country such as New Zealand, he has enough money and will just get on a jetplane and leave. While I question the mobility of the average New Zealander, money gives you one fabulous thing that makes it all worthwhile - complete geographical freedom.

5. Base broadening. Hong Kong is always discussing this. Hong Kong seems not to care and chucked GST to the pavement.

6. No CGT - too hard.

7. Pick on rental properties as apparently the area is under-taxed (whatever that means) and apply for example RFRM - discussed above.

8. Land tax supported - but it will increase rents as landlords seek to recoup costs as well as punishing those who own land right now. Politically unsaleable and problematic with exemptions such as farming, forests, Maori Land, elderly etc..

9. Depreciation - over-reaction as "depreciation recovered" concept.

10. GST should continue to apply broadly. There should be no exemptions - in the same breath however they have discussed at page 48 why financial services and rents etc. should remain exempt and foreign visitors should keep having to pay it.

11. GST should be increased. TWG then states in same breath low income earners should be compensated, this after proving that in fact the top 10% of earners pay 76% of the tax. And complaining of high marginal rates when you apply WFF credits to low income earners.

12. Review welfare policy. Sure, but that's not part of the report brief, even though it was focused on and remains the highlight and most crucial part of the report. To roll back the Cullen/Labour reforms creating this distortion where 10% of earners pay 76% of tax - creating middle class beneficiaries.

13. "Government should introduce institutional arrangements to ensure there is a stronger focus on achieving and sustaining efficiency, fairness, coherence and integrity of the tax system when tax changes are proposed".

Reads - employ more bureaucrats and consultants perhaps even those on the TWG to advise on tax changes when a more practical approach is to cut government spending to increase efficiency, fairness, coherence and integrity of the taxpayer.

The Perfect Tax System

Forget references to Australia - the report references 16 times to "global" or "globalisation", 6 times to "international competition or competitiveness". So why are we stuck on "A" for Australia?

The perfect tax system is found in Hong Kong and it explains why I live here. Copy it and guaranteed is a path to prosperity. Low flat tax, low land tax, source income concepts, stamp duty for land and stock transactions, free property market, no capital gains tax, no RWT, low company tax. To achieve this there is minimal government, less intervention and streamlined welfare provisioning.


* Disclosure - Do not have New Zealand based real property or shares.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Think Big

Great article about Charlotte Dawson making comments regarding model size.

Charlotte's about 6 foot tall and a waif with legs up to her armpits and at 43 with about 10 minutes preparation, still stops the entire bar when she walks in. If she's a plus size model then the rest should pack up and go to the fat farm!

Yesterday she told the Herald on Sunday: "I completely support the plus-size industry, having been a plus-size model myself in New York.

"In New York I would have been a [size] 14 to 16 because I did put weight on. There's a really good plus-size market there."

Jesus Christ. In Hong Kong a NZ size 10 is a plus size. Are you seriously telling me that New Zealand woman have got themselves so fat that a 16 isn't big enough to be plus size? Holy shit.

Model Daniella Norling, who modelled for plus-size label The Carpenter's Daughter at last year's Air New Zealand Fashion Week, said she felt "totally confident" in herself as a woman and a model. "I don't have hair extensions, plastic surgery or a massive beauty regime, because I look beautiful as I am."

Norling said she was a size 20 or 22, depending on what she wore. "Fourteen to 16 isn't even a plus size in New Zealand," she said. "I want girls to feel confident because there are clothes out there for them.

So ladies think big - there is always Carpenter's Daughter for you. Aspire to wear that so fat people all over the country feel better about stuffing themselves to death and sitting on the couch.

Dear Gawd...

Saturday, January 23, 2010

"Family Lose Everything" - Ginger Survives

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Story of the day.

This family have had a Haiti of a time. Losing all their possessions in a suspicious house fire. But in the text lies the best part of the tale:

However, when they did return to the ruins, both TeRima and Mrs Larsen were delighted to see Ginger Boy, a stray furry waif they'd adopted a few weeks earlier.

"He has to stay here for the moment though, because we can't take him to our accommodation, I'll just have to come and feed him every day and hope he hangs around," Mrs Larsen said.

Mr PuhiPuhi specifically didn't extend his vote of warmth and caring to the Ginger cat. Explainable as while they've got no possessions and no house his Missus is worried about a bloody stray cat.

Now don't get me wrong, I like cats and have had two family cats creatively called "Ginger". Both entirely anti-social evil little beasts. Needless to say there is something endearing about an animal breed that has absolutely no care about how little humans or other animals actually like it for its irritating sense of survival and ability to hang around when it is not wanted.

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Even the child's budgie, Shrek, a gift a few years ago, had been lost in the blaze.

I'd be investigating the death of the pet budgie. Ginger looks a little fat for a stray cat.

Friday, January 22, 2010

Hot Photos

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Bloggers are better than to show the faces of these two blokes, but I have to say on behalf of women who like a man in uniform.

Damn they looked hot in that uniform all ready to shoot to kill and being SAS mean it.

Real blokes. No sissy's allowed.

Herald and Dom Post Editors only defence really to publishing the pictures was that it was an act of sacrifice for the female audience.

Update - wading through the garbage that was the Tax Reform report. Will get around to a post when I'm done.

It's Bush's Fault!

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Obama drops a clanger:

Here's my assessment of not just the vote in Massachusetts, but the mood around the country. The same thing that swept Scott Brown into office swept me into office. People are angry, and they're frustrated. Not just because of what's happened in the last year or two years, but what's happened over the last eight years.

So when voting Republican in a Kennedy seat, they were angry and frustrated at George Bush?

Dear God. There are only two men stupid enough to make such a comment.

Andrew Williams and George Bush himself.

Was Obama drunk?

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Cosmo Centrefold Takes Out Kennedy Seat

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There is also a good chance he will not support President Obama.

That's enough joy for today.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Chris Carter Illegal In St Kitts & Nevis

I am STILL laughing that Chris "Koru Club" Carter of all people has been deported to St Kitts and Nevis for 10 days. For different reasons than most as I've spent a decent chunk of time on the Islands and with its current and former politicians during my time in the Caribbean.

Chris Carter is bragging that he's going there to assist the elections. I must assist Koru Club in a sensible decision to cancel the trip immediately for his own safety. The safety ironically that he puts in danger by being so open and honest about his sexual orientation.

Has the man done ANY research on the place? Someone has a refined sense of humour sending him there that's for sure.

I've travelled extensively through both Islands. Lets just say their attitude towards the "chi chi" man or "batty boy" is rather 1920's, I'm sure Chris will have a smashing time. Carter has opined:

I’m really hoping the St Kitts and Nevis election will run smoothly and properly, and that the free and fair will of the people will be expressed in the outcome without my intervention.

And what do you plan to do with the angry mobs? Bore them into submission? What will happen when they find out you are openly homosexual? I can tell you what right now.

Male on male homosexuality is illegal there. Global Gayz website actually warns homosexual people against travelling there because of the laws.

The UN Refugee Agency on its OWN website states

The International Lesbian and Gay Association (ILGA) corroborates this information in its May 2008 report on state-sponsored homophobia and refers to sections of the Saint Kitts and Nevis "Offences Against the Person Act":

Section 56

"The abominable crime of buggery" up to 10 years imprisonment, with or without hard labour.

Section 57

"Whosoever attempts to commit the said abominable crime, or is guilty of any assault with intent to commit the same, or of any indecent assault upon any male person, is guilty of misdemeanour, and being convicted thereof shall be liable to be imprisoned for any term not exceeding four (4) years with or without hard labour." (ILGA May 2008; see also Reding Dec. 2003, 83)


Don't believe the hype as of any Island I have visited it has the worst beaches, worst service and worst attitudes in terms of visitors. This is a shot on the beach outside the Nevis Four Seasons. I can tell you right now the water is not that blue, the sand not that clean. The pictures have been photoshopped more than Helen Clark. The service at the hotel is sub-par and the food is marginally awful.

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The Marriott St Kitts likewise has a beach where the floatsam stains your feet.

I do note that the best thing about travelling there is that you can divert a few hours to lovely New York. Carter of course is doing this to see his good friends at the UNDP. Carter claims he will be gone just under three weeks, yet only in St Kitts and Nevis for 10 days or around half of it. So what's the rest of the trip for?

The best line remains with Carter himself on Red Alert, it symbolises everything wrong with Labour:

I’m likely to be gone for just under three weeks. My flights are being covered by the Commonwealth and I’ll meet any miscellaneous expenses myself so New Zealand taxpayers won’t foot any of the bill.

Nice one Koru. In the meantime there is a matter of who is paying your wages for the three weeks, your colleagues covering your workload. And what is the "Commonwealth"? Is New Zealand not a member? And does the money-fairy pay for New Zealand's membership, nope the taxpayer.

Chris Carter has simply elevated himself to a broader class of bludger. He also could not help himself:

St Kitts and Nevis is only an hour’s flight from Haiti, so I’m going to be paying a lot of attention to how the small states in the region have been able to respond to the terrible earthquake there.

Lets start up a Facebook Group "Donate Chris Carter to Haiti". Disaster tourism may be sexy for Carter but I wouldn't send my worst enemy presently to Haiti.

But I wouldn't send an openly gay politician to St Kitts & Nevis in a political role either!

If Carter is STILL not convinced have a look at the International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual etc Association website

Are male to male sexual relationships legal?
Not Legal

There you have it.

If Carter, an openly gay M.P travels to St Kitts & Nevis to participate in overseeing this democracy that endorses the illegality of his sexual orientation, then he is not only a hypocrite but he will be crowned the title of sluttiest junket seeker in the world.

Looking Hot at 51

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Madonna is great. The Ultimate Cougar.

She wants a Baby Jesus.

Thought she already had one.

The Queen of Pop - who already has four kids - has consulted doctors about conceiving another child at the age of 51, pals said.

Brazilian Jesus, who at 22 is less than half Madge's age, has told her that becoming a father would be "his greatest adventure".

I wish her all the best at conceiving. There could be worse things to do in the world than attempting to procreate with that this hulking Adonis every day.

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Lame Horse Bought for $1 million

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Bond was among the earlier players up for auction today, and the Cricinfo website reported that he reached the maximum price of US$750,000 (NZ$1.08 million).

Best of luck Kolkata. Better than the Black Caps have had.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Dear Gran

Prince William had a very quick trip to Noo Zeelund. He had a brutal itinerary of many social engagements. In William's own words please:

Dear Gran,

Here is my report from the colony. I am sorry for the brevity but my aide is busy cleaning my casual shoes presently. At your age you probably like pictures anyway.

Met with the Prime Minister. Not the one you met, this one was allowed to wear trousers. LMAO! He seemed like a good bloke and has as much money as Pops does. Get along famously and even extracted a few currency tips for Mummy's money that I will be getting my hands on soon.

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Find Zara two far better looking chaps than the one she's got presently. You will be pleased as you have always said Mike looks like he's had his face smashed in with a gate.

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Skippered boat with crew of Team NZ and didn't sink it. Find out I am covered by this remarkable thing called "ACC" in New Zealand anyway, which means I can do anything I like and the colony will pay to clean up the mess. Just like home Gran. Splendid.

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Throw a rugby ball to some young children. Do not believe the media reports, crown jewels are safe! Apologies for the casual pants, slipped them in when you were not looking.

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Met with officials discussing the Rugby World Cup. Put me down for a return visit 2011 please..please....please......Man on the far left was a little weird to be honest, security detail kept him away. Two away was a man called Banksy. Almost as colourful as our Banksy. Remember when I pretended to be Banksy? Lol. Gramps was impressed with the reaction to that.


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Taken to an Island to hang out with Kiwis. Report far more success with birds than Pops

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I was given a chicken suit to cover my attire. Met some fat men without shirts but wearing skirts. Very Scottish. I worry about the chicken suit. Animal rights activists back home will be all over it. Send my UK aide in for damage control. Tell everyone the birds were already dead. See, I am getting used to this Gran.

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Rubbed noses with a chap who said he recently met you.

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More nose rubbing. We could invade this colony simply by creating diversions with all the nose rubbing.

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Here's where it got really confusing Gran. You sent me here to open the Supreme Court that I have learned replaces the Privy Council. WTF? Sat next to a weird woman in white with the bad haircut who tried to sell me a race horse. Are you sure these people are the highest ranking Judges in New Zealand?

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Given strange shirt to wear at function and made to grab food out of the ground with some nice Indian bloke who said he worked for you, also dressed in a strange shirt. No sign of a decent curry here. All very confusing. Gramps would enjoy being at this one, no doubt would have come out with a couple of clangers to keep the Press amused.

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Took over a BBQ with Prime Minister. Don't think you would have enjoyed it with your false teeth and all, meat a bit chewy. I noticed the sausages were pork. PR please needed all over that one for the Muslims or there will be another incident.

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Anyway as you can see Gran I did a splendid job and the natives were obedient and subservient lining up to rub my nose and fawn all over me as they should.

Can I resubmit my request for a couple of hundy to visit the Swiss Alpes next week with Kate and a few of the chaps?

Love and kisses,

Wills

Monday, January 18, 2010

Subterfuge and The Dominion Post

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Subterfuge is a sexy word that the online dictionary describes as:

1 : deception by artifice or stratagem in order to conceal, escape, or evade
2 : a deceptive device or stratagem

Over the weekend I received an email from a victim of journalistic subterfuge, Stella Port-Louis, the young woman who sold Fairfax's papers last week. For the record I have never met and prior to last week, never heard of Ms Port-Louis.

Ms Port-Louis informed me she has never met the Taylor's, who own the trust company behind the incorporations of the company at issue. She also informed me what I already knew - she had nothing to do with the specific company linked to the North Korean Arms interception in Thailand. The case which has triggered this hysteria in New Zealand.

Forgetting this and potential actions for defamation in inaccuracy of reporting, the most interesting allegation was that the "journalist" writing this mostly nonsense Michael Field, coerced her into allowing him to join as a Facebook friend to get information to write this sensationalist garbage. She also claims this was how he got the photo for the article. Field is not the first "journalist" I have heard engaging in this tactic that seems to pass nowadays as research in reporting.

Field and the Dominion Post defended his actions to her as a matter of "public interest" and that Facebook was a "public document" and "our use of it is covered by the well established principle of fair use". Ms Port-Louis claims she was out of the office the time that the Dominion Post called and that she didn't have a chance to reply to the many mistakes and misleading links in the article.

Seychelles is in Africa, making calling from New Zealand a job that requires overtime. 9am in Seychelles is 6pm in Wellington, 5pm in Seychelles is 2am in Wellington. How many journalists work overtime, come on? How hard did they try to get comment from her via phone? In Hong Kong when a New Zealand journalist wants to get in touch with me they send an email first, politeness or tightness I have no issue with that. Very few go to the time difference and/or expense of a phone call.

So what are the journalistic ethics in a) tricking a subject to add you as a friend on Facebook to receive personal information about yourself and b) publishing that information. Have a look at your own Facebook right now and see if you were ever subject to an investigation, and a journalist had access to that information - what sort of story could they construct without your consent? What photos could they use?

Facebook rights and responsibilities can be found here

Mr Field and his Editor could take note of these:

3. 10. You will not use Facebook to do anything unlawful, misleading, malicious, or discriminatory.

5. Protecting Other People's Rights

7. If you collect information from users, you will: obtain their consent, make it clear you (and not Facebook) are the one collecting their information, and post a privacy policy explaining what information you collect and how you will use it.

The picture is even more interesting as it is one of Ms Port-Louis in a corporate uniform. The company may own the photo therefore using it without their consent is another IP infringement. In any case Field has used the picture to sell newspapers ie. a commercial activity. If it is pulled off Facebook without consent then that's an even larger issue.

The NZ Press Council statement of principles at #9 states

Subterfuge

Editors should generally not sanction misrepresentation, deceit or subterfuge to obtain information for publication unless there is a clear case of public interest and the information cannot be obtained in any other way.


The principle as written sanctions subterfuge if a) there is clear public interest (meaning not in dispute) AND b) the information cannot be obtained in any other way. Micheal Field didn't just take information off Facebook, he was deceitful and acted with misrepresentation and subterfuge in order to get Ms Port-Louis to add him as a friend to access information not obtainable in the public domain.

The journalists have clamoured behind the skirt of "public interest" here. Well it is interesting to the public, but is it in the public interest to publish personal details of all directors of numerous companies from the Companies Office register (a public register)? What Stella Port-Louis has participated in here is perfectly legal under New Zealand law. She wasn't linked to the Arms trading story that started the journalistic digging. Her directorships are a matter of public record. Her Facebook shouldn't be.

The law is still developing in the area but distinction can already be made where the "friend" hides their true intent of becoming a Facebook friend, and those who are actually connected for other reasons to the victim. That is Michael Field, orchestrated this misrepresentation with the sole purpose of gaining information about Ms Port-Louis. Ms Port-Louis was not a party to any alleged offending of Arms trading, there was no public interest in obtaining more information about her that was as private as to be listed on Facebook and she was not afforded the opportunity to respond to his questions directly in any instance.

Creepy.

Internet etiquette indeed even blogger etiquette means we don't cut and paste from Facebook without consent. Well not if we don't want to end up with no mates. That's what Facebook is - for "friends". It's not for enemies or people who wish to harm you. It is not for the wider public consumption, else users would just set up their own websites and post pictures and information about themselves on it.

The hypocrisy the NZ Press Council faces is that many journalists have their own Facebook pages with information and photos on them. What if these were to be published on the internet for public consumption after inducing acceptance as a friend? Would they feel different then about Facebook intrusions into the lives of their subjects?

The Dominion Post should be writing a public apology to Ms Port-Louis at the very least. A case like this would be interesting for the NZ Press Council to look at to further develop law that is fast evolving with the speed of technology itself.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Cynical PR Stunt of the Year

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"Yes, I had lunch with Millie, and it was lovely. It was tentative. It was our first meeting for a very long time. I sense there is some real growth and self-awareness there. I also found that she had some real awareness of where this thing has taken her."

Holmes. Shut the fuck up.

Your first meeting and you go to SALE STREET! One of the most public places in Auckland.

For heaven's sake, the kid has lived her whole life, fuck ups and all in the spotlight and you can't even shut up about the "reconciliation". What's next? Womans Day/New Idea? As a columnist and indeed one of the most powerful men in NZ media, Holmes could have killed this story and the photo. He obviously didn't.

It's clear Holmes himself now needs more counselling than the poor kid does. He seems more fucked up my Millie's "P" problem than she does.

Here's an idea for your next meeting. Do it at home. Bake some bloody scones and slice up some sandwiches. Home? You know that place in private where no one can see what you are doing. No Pork Chop and Meng-sta to chatter to once it has happened and you've talked to your kid.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Survivor Haiti

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This will be Obama's first real test as President, because there is a chance he may fail spectacularly and have to use the Obamalover media to spin like a top to get his way out of it.

Is he any better than Bush and the challenges faced in New Orleans? Thus far media reports are all about survivors now entering their third day without assistance. Such as this report:

Yesterday - as I walked among a sea of pleading faces and outstretched hands - I saw
NO sign of foreign aid, medics or troops.

Angry Pierre Jackson said as he nursed his mother and sister - both of whom lay whimpering with crushed legs: "We've been out here waiting for three days and nights. Nothing's been done for us."

Lets face facts.

Haiti is buggered. It was a wasteland of hopelessness before the earthquake. Now it is a desolate pit of human despair, destruction and death. 10 million people with an annual GDP per capita of the average New Zealand weekly wage.

Over the coming weeks we will read stories as journalists clamour to provide award winning nonsense about the morality of looting and survival. But I'm sorry this is ground zero survival, there are no rules, no morals and no legality. Haiti hasn't had much of these at the best of times, its Police force being AWOL, they have now vanished. It is every man and woman for themselves as never before in this hellhole. And you cannot judge them for that. All bets are off.

I was given the opportunity to visit Haiti when I lived in the Caribbean. Sadly I never made it due to being called away for an urgent meeting in New York. Those who went, many whom were disaster tourist extraordinaires, were shocked at not only its poverty but its disease and lack of water supply. The worst that any had seen in the Caribbean, some in fact the world.

I question the intelligence of rebuilding a country if it to be rebuilt to the standard it was. If you are bothering to rebuild Haiti you are going to have to take the opportunity to seize control over the dictators and corruptors that ran it into the ground and take it over completely.

People are now digging into their pockets for Haiti and the world's leaders are offering their usual grandstanding rhetoric in assistance. But if politicians were really interested in the country you have to ask why it took an earthquake for them to act. This country has been wrecked for years.

The US of A may be denying it is taking over Haiti, but the best thing for the people of Haiti is that the Americans do.

Because I Can't Help Myself

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Fabulous.

Ronaldo for Armani. Keeping women and gay men amused since 2010.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Director Blues

Here's a woman having a bad week.

Stella Port-Louis

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Stella is from the Seychelles and from the picture in a uniform, works in Victoria in Seychelles for Lotus Holding Company Limited , a Seychelles company service incorporator.

Seychelles is an offshore centre known primarily for extremely cheap incorporation and government fee costs.

Given her age I would take a guess she's a vanilla employee in the firm (paper shuffler) and works on administrative documentation and signing documents as an authorised signatory. Such is very common in the offshore world. She will be on a ridiculous salary commensurate with say an office worker in New Zealand to compensate for what is happening now, her name is all over the Press. It's happened to her before in 2007.

Port-Louis is an individual director apparently according to media reports for some 338 firms registered in New Zealand which I find quite astounding for the liability attaching in New Zealand. Personally I would not agree to provide that service given my links to New Zealand (and I definitely would refuse to act for clients from several Eastern European jurisdictions that seem to find New Zealand popular) but if I did I would not accept the directorship with the personal liability (criminal as well) of New Zealand laws for anything less than US$2,000 per annum plus time costs as the directorship is in your own name not hidden under a corporate entity. I can guarantee Stella won't be paid $US676,000+ a year so she's getting screwed. The Dominion Post have covered this aspect of criminal sanctions with quotes from several professionals.

Port-Louis has been linked quite badly to the SP Trading Limited and GT Group Companies alleged to be involved in arms dealing from North Korea and stopped in Thailand. She's not even a director of that specific company at issue SP Trading Limited, just provides an individual director service for GT Group Companies.

Ms Port-Louis said she was offended and humiliated by the way her details had been sensationalised. "As far as I know, am not linked to the SP and GT companies," she wrote.

Chances are she is telling the truth. At a guess she is director of thousands of companies probably around the world and most definitely will have no idea what each company is doing. All this is perfectly legal in the offshore world and quite normal. Currently in New Zealand it is perfectly legal as well.

Worse is that due to secrecy laws, she probably shouldn't have even said as much as she has about specific companies. When your name is disclosed on documents unfortunately the law in the offshore jurisdiction you deal with requires you to STFU or face criminal sanction. This is the reason why so few people in the industry can successfully defend themselves once the media starts making up their piece of sensationalism. Talk about reverse name suppression.

Sensationalism in the media comes from unsophisticated media not actually knowing how the offshore business works. Media in "onshore" jurisdictions apply the same standards and terms to local companies as they do to offshore companies and draw their own conclusions of criminality and guilt. There are significant differences. Most onshore jurisdictions media also do not grasp the basic concepts of sovereignty of law. That what goes on in one place may be perfectly legal there, yet illegal in the jurisdiction they are familiar with. Few appear to make that distinction and immediately hang the players out to dry when applying the law between jurisdictions. Such as this nonsense from The Dominion Post "Beauty and 'lord keep shady company". Come on! Chances are they have never met. It's sexy, it's secret and they write this crap to sell papers.

In sensationalist stories the MSM simply get their google search engine going, work the Companies Office site and then link everything with everyone to create the story they require to sell the paper. Oh, and now Facebook.

Thing is in true offshore jurisdictions you cannot access information on or offline as you can in New Zealand such as with the touch of a keyboard the directors, shareholders and documents. That information is private in an offshore jurisdiction and usually only obtain with a court order and warrant served on the local registered agent. This doesn't stop the MSM however and they just make the rest up as they go.

I wouldn't mind guessing each individual listed here is an employee of their respective trust companies acting in this capacity.

SP Trading Limited the company chartering the Arms flight:

- it has a registered office at GT Group Limited at level 5, 369 Queen Street, Auckland
- the director is Lu Zhang of Level 5, 369 Queen Street, Auckland
- the shareholder is Vicam (Auckland) Limited of Level 5, 369 Queen Street, Auckland

Vicam (Auckland) Limited

- the director is Nesita Manceau of Level 2, Bougainville House, Port Villa Vanuatu
- the shareholder is GT Group Limited of Level 2, Bougainville House, Port Villa Vanuatu more details required but there have been enough changes at the Companies Office to suggest to me it is an inhouse company and not a client company.

So authorities need to

1. Establish the location of Geoffrey and Ian Taylor, the principals of GT Group Limited. They will not be in New Zealand presently while this is going down.

2. Get an order and then on a Friday 4pm (Courts are closed by then) serve papers on the premises of GT Group at 369 Queen Street in relation to the companies above. Take all documents and files relevant to the companies above.

3. Find the company's bankers for SP Trading Limited and serve relevant documents to obtain any details of NZ bank accounts (or foreign bank accounts) including account opening forms which may include details of the ultimate beneficial owner. From there you can trace the money in and out of the bank account which is usually the best indicator of the company activity. Usually the person controlling the company in reality is the same as that controlling the bank account.

That is, the client is silly enough to leave the largest clue in the bank file - they act as signatory to control transactions. Sometimes authorised signatories from trust company's are used, but more often than not this is the key to the puzzle.

4. As the charges will be criminal, pack your cases and sunblock and go to sunny Vanuatu through the Police/SFO and put in a request for a court order in Vanuatu and warrant to be served on the premises at Bougainville House for which the trust company must comply with. With companies Port-Louis is director of the records are kept according to the Companies Office in the Pacific Building in Vanuatu. This looks to be the structuring strategy for the companies that the Taylor's are using.

What they should looking for is not the registered shareholder of Vicam (Auckland) Limited, but the document behind the registered share of SP Trading Limited, either a declaration of trust or undated signed transfer document that acts as an option back to the ultimate beneficial owner. If they have the file they should be able to find that back to the ultimate beneficial owner of the company. That file may be in Auckland but it also could be in Vanuatu if the company structuring is looked at. If it's not in Vanuatu then someone's trust license may be revoked pretty quickly.

Vanuatu interestingly was considered something of the "wild west" in the offshore world with regards their co-operation with foreign orders until Operation Wickenby in Australia whereby Vanuatu's secrecy veil was lifted. By keeping part of the structure (and its records) in Vanuatu you can sell secrecy to your clients that other jurisdictions may not offer and the structures of the Taylor's company seem to show a pattern to do this which was a good strategy at the time the companies were incorporated. In any case, there is no need for media sensationalism as given the right requests and orders this information can now be found Post-Wickenby.

The issue remains that New Zealand has no licensing requirements to act as a registered agent or office as occurs in offshore jurisdictions. This means there is no relevant overseeing body I can see in the law to keep control of KYC (know your client) documentation and due diligence that can lead to disclose the owner of the company locally. Most better trust company practitioners in New Zealand will demand passport, residential proof and reference letters from their clients to meet general FATF requirements, and for their own safety and that of the FTRA (Financial Transactions Reporting Act) as many are qualified lawyers. The Cowboys in the industry do not.

Patsy Dalziel didn't know about this and has admitted as such on Red Alert You can't blame her I guess as even though she is a lawyer, I can't imagine the Unions had much demand for offshore or company structuring. She's of course wrong that it won't add compliance costs - it will by its own definition, but again can't blame her can you if she's never worked outside a Union or Parliament.

@Cactus Kate – great post. I think you have come up with a solution that would not add compliance costs to the good businesses while fixing the real problem. It would require changing a registered office for overseas interests to become a registered agent as well. Can’t imagine that would be too difficult.

I was Minister of Commerce for about half the nine years you mentioned – I didn’t fix it, because I didn’t know it was a problem. Now that a problem has been raised – and it is not unique to New Zealand – I don’t want a knee-jerk response that will add unnecessary compliance costs on the good guys, just because the bad guys keep looking for loopholes! You just might have nailed it – well done!

But don't snigger at Patsy, we can be close to sure that FIGJAM (F**k I'm Good Just Ask Me) Power has never dealt with offshore companies either at his previous legal job in the international metropolis of Palmerston North.

If smart, Patsy will be emailing me accepting my offer to write the Labour Party's policy and other documentation on the issue for a consultancy fee. Even red money is good money.