Han(g)over For Lawyers
This is the official Press Release submitted yesterday on behalf of Mark Hotchin on Hanover letterhead.
Hotchin Statement
This release would have been written by a team of bookish academic conservative lawyers. Because only a team of bookish academic conservative lawyers in a room participating in a square-dance some inter-dependent thinkers term a "meeting" could they come up with something so limp-dick worried about superfluous matters such as letting us all know what they really think.
I am sick of reading flowery PR political and business releases from New Zealand that don't express thoughts and facts in an upfront manner. So I have re-written the Hotchin/Hanover Release for them to say what they really wanted was required.
Hotchin Alternative Press Release
Hyperlinked version here until I get the technology right to put in the links into scribd.
posted by Cactus Kate at 2:32 AM
11 Comments:
'... the soul of Bernard Hickey...' What a riot! CK you deserve a comedy slot on TV for this standard of work... I watched the dire 'Comedy Gala' on TV2 last night for about 5 minutes before deciding that it was not funny, wouldn't be funny and had no hope of ever being funny... then switched to the Mike King roast on the Comedy Channel to be regaled with bum jokes. What fun..
Anyhoo back to matters at hand. The SC have had this power to seize assets for four years, and it only in the death throes of the SC that Plane Jane finally discovers that she has the powers...
Your point about the economic impact of falling land values is well made, but all the regulators want to do is hang people and ignore the fundamental problem; property prices can go down.
That's what tipped Equitable and quite a few others over... its the economy stoopid regualtors!
Only Denny Crane or Cactus Kate would advise a client she stay out of the country, lest her fake tits get confiscated by a public servant for personal use.
Love to see more of Chaos and Mayhem Productions Ltd's opinions.
I've no idea on blog-etiquette so if I'm breaking it, please don't post this :) But would what it's worth, my spin on Hotchin:
http://tribelesshispursuitofhappiness.blogspot.com/2010/12/opinion-piece-of-hotchin-finance.html
(I've enjoyed your blog over the year Cactus; you have a great Christmas. Or is wishing merry Christmas something to get prickly over? )
Just letting you know that I'm standing as an Independent candidate in the upcoming Botany by-election on an anti-corruption platform. :)
The basis for my campaign will be the 'Corruption Reality Checklist - NZ' for which I prepared and widely distributed at Transparency International's recent 14th International Anti-Corruption Conference (IACC) 2010.
Penny Bright
waterpressure.wordpress.com
Its amazing how the just so clever cynicism here has no regard for the people who have been taken out by Hotchin criminal. I would assassinate the son of a bitch with Watson and Fay and Richwhite.
ROTFLOL
You've had a poke or two at the NBR... did you know about this?
http://olivepipped.blogspot.com/
NBR comments boards are generally loaded with those who could lose money selling water in a desert.
"NBR comments boards are generally loaded with those who could lose money selling water in a desert."
You mean Bernard Hickey's blog groupies?
I wondered what the fuck this was all about. Now I know. Thanks CK.
I wondered what the fuck this was all about. Now I know. Thanks CK.
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