Random Impertinents
10. Why does Wayne Judd from Outrageous Fortune wear a hoodie from Sydney to Auckland? I mean no one approached you anyway dude? Why the hoodie over your face?
9.Who does "e" these days? Like really?
8. Has Pork Chop got any friends left after Spy this week?
7. Will Whale promote the Mengster up to Journalist after the Len Brown is Jesus special?
6. Qantas emergency t-shirts are just not cool.
5. Qantas lose two bags from the winner of the Air NZ Best blog Award? How will that be a good outcome?
4. And seat them next to a morbidly obese woman who takes up a 1/3rd of her seat?
3. How could a parent state as fact that their kids aren't taking drugs? Spend al your time with them do you?
2. Is Len Brown really second only to Jesus?
1. How did Goff's kid get off after pleading guilty? Seriously?
9.Who does "e" these days? Like really?
8. Has Pork Chop got any friends left after Spy this week?
7. Will Whale promote the Mengster up to Journalist after the Len Brown is Jesus special?
6. Qantas emergency t-shirts are just not cool.
5. Qantas lose two bags from the winner of the Air NZ Best blog Award? How will that be a good outcome?
4. And seat them next to a morbidly obese woman who takes up a 1/3rd of her seat?
3. How could a parent state as fact that their kids aren't taking drugs? Spend al your time with them do you?
2. Is Len Brown really second only to Jesus?
1. How did Goff's kid get off after pleading guilty? Seriously?
posted by Cactus Kate at 12:26 AM
10 Comments:
"5. Qantas lose two bags from the winner of the Air NZ Best blog Award? How will that be a good outcome?" - suspect Qantas not overly impressed with that award.
Didn't you say that lost luggage didn't happen in this day in age? I think the Qantas baggage handlers must be staunch labour supporters who resented your earlier comments about ministers claiming lost luggage so that they could put a new suit on the credit card. Must be karma! :)
Please don't tell me you were flying economy class. My illusion of you would be forever shattered!
And did you turn left when you got on the plane?
I thought Goff's media offering was pathetic; especially when it was revealed she was packing 4 in her bra. Then again, perhaps Miss Goff thought they worked like nicotine patches? Either way, the man's an idiot.
Question 11: How in hell did she get her creditors (mostly finance companies and investment institutions) to agree to this?
And 11) Why did Rodney Hide bear a striking resemblance to a Neanderthal on Paul Holmes' Q&A on Sunday morning?
12) Could it be because Rodney's global-warming-denying made him sound like a Kansas school board trustee?
4. Was that you in seat 10A on Friday 25th?
David
1. Ms Goff did not "get off after pleading guilty" - she was fined and paid costs. As for conviction - the judge gave her discharge no conviction, which as you should know is judicial speak for 'piss off and stop wasting the court's time' to the cops.
Mad Marxist
P.S. When will your hangover allow you to post hysterical criticism of Banksie's hypocritical lunches on the ratepayers?
RI Number 9.
Well if you are lucky enough to still ever find the real deal...
then hands down its the best thing you'll ever do.
As nice as fine booze there is no comparison.
Thought you would've had the privilege to have come across an eye wobbler in your time Cathy.
;)
Ms Goffs just another normal young person expect she got caught.
Woop dee do. If they checked in all bras thats usually where most of the stash is carried in ....
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