Annual Ronaldo Porn

Bless for the paparrazi, we don't have to wait until after the World Cup for Ronaldo to show his body off in wet bathers.

This year's post-season is so short he hasn't had time to cruise off to LA, so he's hired some bird and boat and taken off for a few days RnR before the big event.

She will be gone post-World Cup and hopefully we will have the infamous wet white ensemble out.

You cannot blame women (and gay men) for enjoying the footballers post-season holidays, more than we do their actual performance on the pitch.