Press Conference Options For Andrew Williams

Around 1pm Tuesday, Andrew Williams will apparently make a "significant announcement".

The top 10 possible announcements follow:

10. "I shall be leaving tonight to visit my sister cities Taichung, Taiwan and Qingdao, China. I may be gone a while".
9. "Street lighting in North Shore is to be dimmed so pesky repeaters can't follow me".
8. "I have replaced May Wang to act on behalf of Chinese investors purchasing the Crafar farms".
7. Brings along his mother and sobs this apology "Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional politician, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means". In front of his new sponsor Porters wines.
6. "At least I am not having an affair with Diane Foreman".
5. "With my profile now raised, I'm standing for Mayor of Supercity".
4. "And I would like to introduce you to my new image consultant - Matthew Hooton".
3. "The incident will not be repeated. I have hired at the ratepayers expense my own private driver".
2. "Blabla...ACT...blabla conspiracy....blabla...Nick Kearney...blabla......Whaleoil.....blabla Aaron Bhatnagar....blabla.......".
1. "Kevin Campbell and Peter Tashkoff supported by Roger Douglas have approached me to stand for ACT at the next election".