The Male Code
Chelski and England skipper John Terry is generally regarded outside his hero-worshipping fan club as a right tosser and very average footballer.
He's got dodgy parents, a minger of a wife whom he clearly roots around on and has done for like ever - and earns 170k quid a week playing an average role in a very expensive team.
He's got dodgy parents, a minger of a wife whom he clearly roots around on and has done for like ever - and earns 170k quid a week playing an average role in a very expensive team.
His walk of shame so far has included:
- cheating on wife in a car park
- gambling
- parking in a disabled carpark
- mother and monther-in-law caught shoplifting
- organising paid tours around Chelski to dodgy wannabes
- smacking a bouncer with a bottle
- wild party on 9/11 stranding
- father caught on tape dealing coke
- pissing in a bottle and dropping it on the floor
But what will finish him off as skipper and hero worshipping in the eyes of his male fans, friends and team mates, was not that he shagged around on his wife or his wife's best friend, oh god no that's allowed.
But that he did it with a team mates missus.
In male sporting code this is a big no....no.....no.......
Little wonder he tried to get a super injunction to prevent the story being run. While Bridge was taking the Arab money at Manchester City trying to get Terry to join them, Terry was back in London shagging his missus.
The upshot will be Fabio Capello getting very pissed off, Mrs Terry getting yet ANOTHER make up gift from her man ho' of a husband and will forgive him as the status and money is too good and well......and this is the excellent news........PLEASE let it derail Chelski's team morale.
If it does, right now here is Manchester United's not too shabby player of the season. Good girl. Shagging Drogba and Lampard now would be useful as well.
posted by Cactus Kate at 6:00 PM
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We see no need to cancel our recruitment of a trophy polisher at Stamford Bridge.
John Terry and Wayne Bridge were having a few beeers together and the talk turned to sex.
Wayne asked John "When you get home late, hot and horny, and Toni's pretending to be asleep, what do you do?"
John says "I stand by the kitchen table, bang my wang on the table 3 times and she knows to be ready."
Wayne goes home, bangs his wang on the table 3 times and Vanessa calls out "Come on John, I'm ready for you".
A Bridge Too Far!
Its all ok until your get caught.
FFS that is what makes half the world a lot less boring.
Look around folks it happens everyday in your street.
Have a good evening
Blue Coast
Yep, he'll most likely lose the armband over this one.
I can see the excuses being made now, for England's next "shock" ousting at 1/4 final stage.
Can't argue with much of your post, bar that little "generally regarded as average" line.
He's many things, but not average.
I'd rather have john Terry than Robin Brooke
Money has never bought class and all of CSKA Chelskis line up and fans are living proof of that.
I don't care what he did, with whom.. although he did cross the line when he and Lampard taunted Americans after 9/11...
I can't stand that they say he is one of the best in his position in the world.. utter nonsense.
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