Monday, November 30, 2009

Where's Ricardo?

I found Ricardo Simich this week where it is predictable he would be - The Wharf's birthday party.



Keeping the punters guessing Ricardo decided to show up in shabby jeans and a shirt that looks like it came from the bargain counter at The Warehouse fashion section. I mean seriously Ricardo, are straight NZ men giving you fashion tips? Come on you can dress yourself better than that!

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Lisa Lewis for Veuve Clicquot Business Woman of the Year 2010 - Sunday Paper Coverage




Sunday News

And

Sunday Star-Times (who interviewed their keyboards and my blog post more than they actually did the subject Lisa - sigh)

Lewis yesterday said she was completely surprised by the nomination and it was an opportunity to act as a role model for other women. "I am extremely humbled and privileged and I feel it is validation for my profession... I didn't know what Veuve Clicquot was*, but now I researched it I feel I symbolise the dream quite well."

I guess now is a opportune time for everyone to ring up my father and wish him Happy Birthday for today.

SST having previously outed me to Pops through their New Zealand's sexiest Singles feature earlier this year thankfully so he will at least not have a heart attack on his birthday.

And in an interview dovetailing off Lisa's nomination for herself and the sex worker industry in general in New Zealand and the large viral blast of free publicity her nomination has given the Awards*, naughty Julie Christie past winner was again in trouble

A few weeks ago, a rumour circulated that Christie had a younger lover. She had made a speech at a lunch for the Veuve Clicquot Business Woman Award (she was the inaugural winner last year), and mentioned Madame Clicquot's taste for champagne and younger men, which was reported in the Sunday Star-Times' About Town column. Christie has obviously decided to make a pre-emptive strike.

Lisa Lewis is different because unlike producing TV shows, fashion or shoes she is selling products and services that society doesn't generally accept. Which is why I nominated her. What she is doing is actually extremely hard and as an individual and an industry its participants face more extensive and real discrimination than any of the woman who will be nominated for this award.

Sounds like Madame Clicquot was a bit of a character as well. She sure did pump royalty well, to distribute her product but it looks like though her real passion was the cellar boys!

* While Lisa claims to not know what Veuve Clicquot is, the nominator challenges the brand to find a woman my age who has not only consumed but paid herself at restaurant prices for more consumption than I have. Please send all freebies c/- father to look after. They will be safe there, he doesn't drink.

Nominee For Veuve Clicquot NZ Business Woman Of The Year

My new blofriends (blogging friends) at Red Alert happily groan that I do not advocate nearly enough for the underdog. I agree.

I had a hunt around for something to do where I could contribute in a life-changing way to another woman deserving of assistance in fighting discrimination in her chosen profession.

I have also come under fire from fellow feminist friends for not being constructive in supporting exclusively female events and groups, such as this one.

So with this all in mind, combining my love of Champagne, business and sexual relations I could think of no better arena to dust off my goodwill in the Christmas season than to formally nominate a deserving woman for the Veuve Clicquot Business Woman of the Year.

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You can read all about the award at the link above including the fabulous prizes for the winner. Previous New Zealand winners include the charismatic wild-woman of reality shock TV Julie Christie and vibrant fashionista Annah Stretton.

The nomination process requires a rather extensive written submission. From collecting referees and additional reference material in conjunction with obtaining approval from your nominee to enter. This was dutifully gained.

Without further drumroll required I announce my nominee for the New Zealand Award.

Lisa Lewis.

Lisa Lewis a true New Zealand entrepreneurial online pioneer of a profession pre-dating that of Madame Clicquot herself.

Lisa can now add "Nominee for Veuve Clicquot Business Woman of the Year 2010" to her extensive CV. Best of luck Lisa and I trust your adoring public will get in behind you to sway the judges of your mass appeal in not just positively promoting yourself through this event but the event itself with such a high profile figure nominated.

The Application is here in full with the reasons Lisa is deserving to win the award under the strict set criteria and was submitted to organisers last night with the names of two professional referees.

Lisa Lewis


Veuve Clicquot Business Woman of the Year Nominee Does Penthouse

It has been a big week for Lisa Lewis.

First up she was nominated for the New Zealand Veuve Clicquot Business Woman of the Year 2010, and today she has appeared online at Australian Penthouse


In Lisa's own words

"My most recent achievement has included becoming a nominee for Veuve Clicquot Business Woman of the Year 2010 (a first for someone in my industry)".

I wish Lisa all the best and will continue to support her (and the prostitution/escort industry) in the future free of charge for promotions, fighting discrimination that they all face and any activities that require relevant legal advice or cunning.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Judiciary Needs To Man Up As Well

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The highest court in the land has recalled a judgment - a rare event - after one of its judges disclosed that he effectively owed nearly a quarter of a million dollars to a QC who appeared before him in the Appeal Court.

"The objective lay observer could reasonably consider that ... the judge was at the relevant time beholden to Mr Galbraith," the court said.

This Judge needs to be sacked. No more. Another disgrace to my legal profession.

Liam Baldwin at Subscriber Content NBR had a far better summary and is fast becoming a favourite of mine as a ballsy writer, and I'm going to pinch what he said for it is a) brilliant and b) I've now outed myself as a paid subscriber (plug) for I actually want to read Rob Hosking and David Cohen subscriber content. This is too brilliant not to share so sorry NBR I have pinched it for the masses, it is a fabulous example of manly reporting:

In an unprecedented, crushing blow to the integrity of New Zealand’s highest court, one of its own judges, Justice Bill Wilson, has been embarrassed in his inability to detail his financial indebtedness to a lawyer who appeared before him.

One of the questions that must be answered is can Justice Wilson remain a judge of New Zealand’s highest court.

The court said there appears to be no previous court decisions on apparent bias in New Zealand.

That's because none seem to make it this far. Surely there will be more to come now the floodgates have been pushed slightly ajar by this blatant lack of disclosure of dealings. I know personally of one case that has gone right through the Supreme Court.

That Independent Commission of Corruption now looks closer with politicians, the judiciary and lawyers all under the spotlight even in this past week.


Law Society Needs To Man Up

Dame Margaret Bazley kicks arse.

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The former Nurse has come out with a generalisation that lawyers have known for years. The dirty secret of the society - legal aid is a dirty stinking rort.

Dame Margaret found lawyers taking backhanders, charging illegal "top-up" fees and grouping together to defraud the legal aid system, which costs New Zealanders $123.9 million a year.

Dame Margaret said she was horrified as she visited courthouses and found lawyers and defendants "abusing the system to the detriment of clients, the legal aid system, the courts and the taxpayer".

She said a small but significant core of lawyers, paid between $105 and $182 an hour, were bringing their profession into disrepute.

Asked how many corrupt lawyers she believed there were, she said "as high as 200 or even more".

Every court was affected, but Manukau District Court was the worst with up to 80 per cent of lawyers "gaming the system".

I am an admitted member of this secret society. I ask the New Zealand Law Society to stop the pretense of "boxing with shadows" and work with the Dame and "man up" and name individually all the practitioners swindling legal aid and BOOT them out of the profession for good.

The issue is that the practitioners will be predominantly Maori, Pacific Islanders and Asians. Oh God let us not play the "race card" but I am calling it.

No one graduates law school who is any good wanting to bludge off legal aid. These lawyers are the scum of the class who cannot get jobs in the mainstream commercial firms. Up 'em I say. And start with the "Ahmed Zaoui" sorts who bludge off legal aid. Yep, that's a review of the Deborah Manning's of the world who used your taxpayer funds prima facie selflessly to defend Ahmed. Only that "selflessness" was $2 mill of your money in her firms pocket.

The indomitable Not PC cleaned them out nicely in September 2009 and here and in August 2005 with some of his finest work.

Erebus

Ever think this trip is a load of shite? I am going to call it. Shite. Political feel good shite.

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Prime Minister John Key said today he believed the relatives deserved the opportunity to go and the Government could play a role in getting them there.

Nope. Like every New Zealander who has relatives die offshore they can damn well pay for themselves if they want to go and cry at a death site.

This was a tourist flight. It left and returned to New Zealand the same day. Sir Edmund Hillary was scheduled to be on the flight. He cancelled. It saved his life. Yep, I've studied it in Social Studies in the 4th Form.

I'm terribly sorry if you have lost relatives in the Erebus crash but for fuck's sake it's only a 30th anniversary, what do you expect, every 10 years for the taxpayer/Air NZ to pay you to go to the coldest place in the friggin earth to mourn relatives that increasingly chances are you never knew? The whole event is a politicised stunt. Air NZ gets feel good points, relatives are meant to mourn bla bla.....

And bagging Mike Pero was just silly. Who cares? If you don't want to pay, then don't go. He offered you a slot for cash, turn it down if you want. Have a tanty? Silly.

Who wants to fly over the spot their relatives have died anyway? It's all a bit bloody weird and morbid.

All I am interested in is if Rob Fyfe went on the trip and whether he body painted himself on the Antarctica. Nice.

Yep - telling it like it is - since 2006

I Love Paul Henry

I do. He is fabulous.

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His latest was calling screeching howler Susan Boyle "retarded", because she is. She sold herself on it. Sympathy vote. Denny Crane.

I don't care what Henry The Horse does. He threw his Mother off the Skytower and got her to call him on air for his birthday. She's a star and both were up there for the finest pieces of television in TVNZ history now Mrs Holmes has sadly passed on Mrs Henry is the matriach of TVNZ.

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Stuff has Paul's greatest hits:

Paul Henry Speaks ..."They are so arrogant and hideous people, campervan people." Teenage mum a "slapper". Obese children "should be taken away from their parents and put in a car compactor". Convicted murderer Antonie Dixon dies: "I can hear a chorus of people saying 'thank goodness'." "Highlighters are not as good as permanent markers for sniffing." "He was a crazy freak like all obsessive compulsive people are." A sample of some of Henry's bon mots which resulted in complaints to the BSA. None were upheld.

All true. All brilliant.

Payrise.

Denny Crane.

Friday, November 27, 2009

$10,000 a Month For What?

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While Lisa Lewis continues to promote herself and her business in an entrepreneurial fashion despite facing discrimination and widespread scorn, witness a case today of a lesser woman.

The Family Court judge had said that the wife had enjoyed a "luxurious lifestyle" from which she should not be deprived "overnight".

The interim award was to maintain the standard of living that existed before separation.

And here starts the disgrace of Justice Paul Heath.

In awarding this mystery woman $10,000 per month he is sanctioning a lifestyle for this woman that very few New Zealand women (or men for that matter) actually have. Overnight businessmen and women can lose everything they have through a failed risk or enterprise. I see no difference here. Her investment was her marriage to this rich bloke, the investment failed without warning. Diddums. Get a job. That's what Paul Heath should have ordered.

If indeed this woman gave up a job for this man's lifestyle (as horrible as he really sounds for gifting her a $42K clothing allowance JUST for their European holidays) then it is a matter of private contract between the pair. Would that career of her own afforded her the lifestyle that this mystery man gave her? Doubtful or she would have protected herself against such a letterbox bomb.

On commencement of their living arrangements I see nothing wrong with pre-arranged maintenance based on what that woman gave up by not working. If he cannot afford to compensate you for loss of income should a letterbox bomb happen, then you should not marry or move in with him. But to burden this man with having to provide for this woman (no children are mentioned) after they have terminated the relationship is an absolute joke. Even if he can afford it, he should not have to.

At best this man should have to pay the equivalent of the DPB level of income to this woman. For if she was jobless (and with child) that is all the State provides and women have to live off that in all cases with less assets to start with.

This man left her in a $7 million home and all her belongings paid for during the marriage. She's lived the Life of Riley and now the party is over.

I suggest he now invoice her back for the rent over that period.

He's paying $10,000 a month and does not even enjoy any upside of sexual services.

A true legal rort - spousal maintenance. I don't understand why men (and independently wealthy women) put up with it. The fix is in. In the year 2009 I think it is time to seriously look at doing away with such a silly burden.

The Working Poor

I've got some good news and bad news for this couple who are not losers. They are victims of New Zealand itself and years of failed political vision.

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The good news is that they live in New Zealand where the air is fresh and clean, there is public health, education and superannuation. The All Blacks, large open spaces of green grass and a better quality of life.

The bad news is that compared with countries such as China, all across Asia and parts of Europe, America and Africa - New Zealand is probably one of the easiest countries in the world to even earn as much as they do. This couple living in China would not have a third of the income or standard of living they currently enjoy if they could even gain employment in the first place. Likewise India.

New Zealand has to get used to the working poor. Those who work an honest week's work and still can't afford the standard of living of a "first world" nation.

Believe me right now there are billions of people worldwide who would happily swap positions with them and as New Zealand submits itself to world standards for example in Carbon trading, it will only get relatively poorer.

As New Zealand gets poorer relative to its trading partners such as China and India, there will be increasing amounts of working poor and New Zealand will progressively be less able to pay for the welfarism that these trading partners do not offer their citizens. New Zealand is just too small to pay welfare to so many people. The working poor are suffering to pay the huge bill for welfare that they may not even be entitled to.

New Zealand is fast in danger of becoming a peasant farming nation whereby the nation cannot even afford to farm due to submitting itself to a world market for even the rights to produce dairy in the first place - thanks to the nonsense and fiction of carbon trading and the Emissions Trading Scam.

Unless New Zealand can move away from its reliance on exporting basic dairy produce I am afraid the country is officially poked. Forget beating Australia, New Zealand will be overtaken in standards of living and prosperity by emerging second and third world nations.

One of the best answers is to actively start mining. Gerry Brownlee knows that. Let Gerry out of the cage.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Steven Joyce Is A Big Liar

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Transport Minister Steven Joyce has acknowledged being tipped off by his barber to the fact that it costs less to ride on Auckland trains than to catch buses over equivalent distances.

Oh come on!

This guy has a barber? Look at his head? Seriously.

Fuck.. next the Nats will be announcing Gerry Brownlee has a personal trainer.

O-----bamas

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"Those dumb arse Kiwis have signed up to the ETS!!! One down the world to go."

CD Review - Reality Killed The Video Star

Forget the Russell Brown style wankerisms in 1000 word reviews of CD's.

I've done that before.

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Robbie Williams latest CD "Reality Killed The Video Star" is JUST FUCKING AWESOME.

BUY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've listened to it while producing 10 chargeable hours. Yep that good.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Why China Will Soon Lead The World

Case Study - The Melamine Scandal

Fonterra New Zealand Reaction

Mystery Executive gets $3.7 million payout

Payments triggered at departure netted that employee between $3.71 million and $3.72 million, against Ferrier's pay of up to $3.63 million, the report says.

A 28-year veteran and managing director of China through the SanLu crisis, Bob Turner, also left the company. A total of six people left the company with final payouts of more than a million dollars this year, compared to five in 2008.

Chinese Reaction

Today these two men were executed less than a year after being found guilty.

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Lesson Learned - The Chinese do not fuck about.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Tiki Gazing With the Maori Party

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The Maori Party are surely about to combust.

Today the National Party sought to roger it for the short term and perhaps with it, the future of the Maori Party for a mere $25 million a year (when last week their leaders were talking billions) with the effect of ripping the heart and soul of their support base. Poor Maori.

The deal was dirty, disgusting, rotten and National will pay a small price in the polls but they have enough of a buffer not to worry about what they have just done. Their supporters will spit and simmer about the selling out of non-Maori forest owners. ACT today gave National a clear face-saving choice by backing down on some of their demands. National though sided with the Tight Five Iwi that own the Maori Party and with it perhaps bought the eternal silence of the Maori Party one way or another.

The Maori Party on the other hand, if not split with Honegate will be now firmly divided into poor vs The Maoritocracy of the Tight Five Iwi. Never mind, the Maoritocracy has got cheap insulation for your house. Not that any poverty stricken Maori can actually afford to buy one, or petrol for their car or electricity under new pricing regimes. And the Maoritocracy get to go and rub noses in Copenhagen. I am sure the most professionally suited National Party Minister for their role, Tim Groser really needs to carry more passengers when he's already got Nick Smith back home to deal with.

Our Maori issues VRWC blogging colleague on Roarprawn needs to lift her self-imposed Ngai Tahu ban and give us more than what she did today. Whaleoil doesn't quite have the same authority as a white boy.

Another option could be one of the other Maori bloggers chiming in. How about it Maori Marty Mars? Let it rip buddy. Red Alert, do you have any Maori members other than Kelvin Davis to string a sentence together? The Standard?

For political analysis of what the hell is actually going on within the Maori Party is the most gripping and intriguing of anything to happen in New Zealand politics this year.

The Party seems to be predictably unpredictable. Genius and hidden meaning of every action they perform is perhaps being mistaken for blind ineptitude at ripping up their core constituency.

In the meantime Hong Kong (a developing country remember as part of China) coughs up another day of high pollution, if you ever wanted to know precisely why these targets are a load of nonsense and why I get so angry that New Zealand is taking it so seriously, have a read of the record pollution levels recorded in Hong Kong on this website.

You are never going to convince me that New Zealand causes more harm to the planet than China or Hong Kong and I can throw Bangkok into that mix as well.

Part of the ETS Deal As Well?

Maori get to fly their flag on Waitangi Day.

Mr Key would not say which Maori flag would be used but indicated it would be flown on more sites than before, including his official residence.

Pita has chosen it ------ of course.

Wonder if Hone knows and agrees? Or the Tight Five Iwi have made that decision as well?

Where's Ricardo?

This week's Where's Ricardo was made hideously difficult by photographer Norrie Montgomery who has been utterly prolific this week.

Party Prince Ricardo was hidden at "FBM at Kelliher Estate". Norrie tried to give me a clue as he named it party of the week so naturally of course lovely little sweet pea Ricardo was there. I should really get him to do my 35th party next November.

This week Ricardo scores his greatest coup yet, standing next to one of the hottest blokes at the party and even getting a little huggie poo.



Speaking of "the Poo" look who else was there?




All pictures courtesy of Norrie "Noz" Montgomery of The A List
Ricardo Simich promotion courtesy of Asian Invasion PR Inc.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Buchanan on The Ihimaera Case

An excellent thread on the troll farm is occurring at Kiwiblog. Sacked Auckland University lecturer Paul Buchanan (remember the bloke who told the fee-paying Mid-Eastern student her work wasn't that bloody good and she couldn't get an extension) is engaging in debate regarding (Not so) Witi Ihimaera.

I must confess to be utterly perplexed. Ihimaera plagerised more than once? And he has not received a single University reprimand? His latest apologies sufficed and they Uni did nothing?

Shoot. I apologised the day after my intemperate email, long before it hit the press and two weeks before it came to the attention of the Dean. Yet I got frog-marched out of the place even though dozens of students asked for my return. Witi has not had a single student vouch for him. The University said that I damaged their reputation. What about Witi?

I have to say that I am starting to think that there are, in fact, double (perhaps corporate as well as PC) standards at play. But it does seem clear the as far as the University is concerned, written procedures and rules with regards to disciplinary matters are not worth the paper they is written on. Given the corruption index ratings mentioned in another DPF post, it may be time to rethink how clean NZ (or at least NZ academia) really is.

And here

Deity:

You have at least some of that right: Since I got dismissed, 20 applications for jobs in NZ, OZ, the US, UK, SE Asia and Latin America all rejected because of the dismissal (and BTW, apologies for the grammatically incorrect “is” rather than “are” in the last comment (less Russellbaiter have a fit)). So yes, I did fail to understand the dominant paradigm, but to be honest, when I immigrated I thought that in a safe haven like NZ academia I would not be subjected to unethical or corrupt managerial practices. Uh, guess again.

As my Kiwi wife regularly notes: “you got done.”

Hard to argue with any of that.

Friday, November 20, 2009

Hickey on Hotchin

One of the hardest working writers on the net has to be Bernard Hickey. His omni-presence leads to like all blogging, overload at times and he is accused of hammering the same subjects, again as you have to when you write so prolifically over the net.

Like him or loathe him I think everyone would agree that despite changing is mind far too often for a bloke, he puts in the grind and comes out with some pretty darn good stuff in between the lull periods there are in New Zealand business where not a hell of a lot happens. You can't break a Crafar story every week!

Bernard's latest column encapsulates my feelings on Mark Hotchin rather well. Here is a guy that stereotypically pinkos would align to the free marketeers and political right wing. They should not. I call bullshit on him and his lifestyle as well. He, along with Eric Watson took $41 million in a dividend in June 2008.

Hanover investors are terminally stupid. However that is no reason now that the company is fast going tits up like a deceased cow, to take advantage. Hotchin and friends took advantage when times were good, and now times aren't they need to man up and stop pretending they are actually good businessmen. They are not. They are failures. They can't even stick to the repayment plan that saw them dribble in a few cents at a time.

They managed to con investors into not slapping the receivers on them first up. Now they are trying to lull them into a debt/equity deal. I would advise against this solely on the investors had no idea what they were first getting themselves into let alone now with this very techncial proposal. It is laughable they would even consider it. More stress and worry for people who thought Hotchin and Watson would stick to the repayment plan and then welched within the initial stages of it.

The danger is that Hanover investors are about to lose again as a potentially savvy vulture investor picks the juicy bits off the bones of the Hanover carcass in return for worthless shares.

And that's what the corporate vultures are now doing. Separating the worthy and the worthless parts to the business and heavily gift wrapping the two strongly enough so that analysts and advisors again cannot see what really is in the last layers of gift wrap and the implications of those final layers. Guess where the more valuable parts are likely to end up? You reckon?

In the meantime Hotchin and everything he touches as well as his family's entire asset base is tainted. This is what Hanover investors have to see every week in the social pages. Yes, it is unfair to single out a wife, she wasn't part of the business. But she sure as dam looks like she's sucked off the proceeds of it nicely. I don't care how many charities Mrs Hotchin is involved in, Hanover investors blood pressure must rise every time they see her.


Melbourne Cup Day at Aqualine, L to R, Amanda Hotchin, Yvonne Bennetti and Cara Turner
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Hickey calls him out on the Paritai Drive partially built home Hotchin has. This has become a symbol somewhat for Hanover investors as he promised to put it up on the blocks.
"If it's (the repayment plan) going to be close and we need to put up more, I guess we'll have to find it from somewhere, and that might have to go," he says of the Paritai Drive property. He is applauded".

The focus on this property, in it being the status symbol of all Auckland's real estate misses the bigger picture of all his other properties as well and his overseas travel, holidays, luxurious accessorising, cars and even worse - his social acceptance. It's not the done thing when you are in charge of owing that much money to that many unsophisticated investors to live a life of external opulence.

While Hanover investors remain a stupid species - I think they have ever reason on the planet to once again feel mightily pissed off.

Put the puppy with the receivers and get on with the rest of your lives!!

Ihimaera On Thin Ice

Witi Ihimaera is getting the stuffing kicked out of him. His plagiarism is now being compared to cheating at sport using drugs. Looks like it's a bad case of Oops he's done it again.

His comments follow further claims by Professor Keith Sorrenson, a University of Auckland emeritus history professor, that Ihimaera plagiarised his work in the award-winning novel The Matriarch and later apologised to him.

Professor Sorrenson says the latest plagiarism row - in which Professor Ihimaera has admitted using unattributed material from 16 other authors in his latest book, The Trowenna Sea - showed he had "learnt nothing" from the earlier incident.

The Herald now have incited reader reaction with a straw poll via comments:

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Should Witi Ihimaera keep his job?

Tell us at newsdesk@nzherald.co.nz

Whether he deserves it or not is a moot point for we have already established that nothing will happen to him. As I said last week:

"Ihimaera as an educated homosexual Maori academic is a protected species. There's a better chance of Hone Harawira making a sincere apology to all Pakeha and behaving in the future in a less racist fashion than Ihimaera being punished suitably by his peers".

I say while students in his class have been set a terrible example, Ihimaera still I imagine has plenty to offer by way as a living breathing practical case study of a recognised and established New Zealand author and there's not many of those. While I think he should be sacked, I do not sit in his class.

A far better idea than a Herald poll of people who have absolutely no interest in the matter at all, would be to ask his students. Where I would predict the result to be a "no". When you are a student it is strange like that, while many were blubbering about Jane Kelsey and her controversial political way of teaching, there's no way I would have voted to have her sacked and even now would defend her role as a teacher even though her political views are completely just wrong.

The Standard Actually Has Some

I have just met the legendary nutjob Millsy over at The Standard.

Without even trying to incite him, he now finds himself banned for a week when The Standard's standard bearers chewed him out for chucking profanity at me that I never got to see.

Clearly the man is a nutjob. Readers will see that I wasn't even trying to wind him up.

Credit where it is due - The Standard appears to display a surprising lack of bias when it comes to these sorts of things.

millsy

It won\’t matter in a few years. The Chinese will out compete our farming sector just like they out competed our manufacturing sector 20 years ago. Federated Farmers are too stupid to realise that free trade works both ways.

One wondered if the grassroots membership (no pun intended) (or all farmers) really share the same extreme views as the FF leadership. I cant imagine the nation\’s few thousand organic farmers holding these views…

I think its time for a rival farming organisation to be setup. One to challenge the neo liberal political correctness held by the gumboot wing of National and ACT.

“I think its time for a rival farming organisation to be setup”.

You ahve never actually met a real farmer have you?

Youre a [...] kate.

[no need for that please -- r0b ]

[lprent: Take a week off. There was no need for that - it was pointless.
I saw it before r0b wiped it, but his edit went in after mine....]

not nice language millsy

Cheating Frogs

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Is the surprise that the French cheated? Or that it was Thierry Henry?

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Granny Proves Journalism 101 Failure

In any post you get your share of doubters, understandably in one respect as journalists think one dimensionally. It is not until they become old, grey and cynical that they can see wood from trees and sniff out the rabbits. The biggest groaners this week are those who claim they've seen these sorts of guidelines published by APN before and they are basic to follow. Let me examine that erroneous assumption in much meatier details for all readers who like to have a think:

The material you say comes from New Zealand Herald e-mails restates, to my mind, what has been standard journalistic practice.


a number of the points she highlights will be wearily familiar to anybody who has ever worked in a real newsroom

Hardly panty-wetting stuff. This is journalism 101.

I have posted as I have because I could not see anything in it that was 'new'.

rather, cut-and-pasted from an information booklet for staff media law training, which I gather was written by Bell Gully and has been in use for some time.

Put simply, no story.

With these sorts of blase gasping comments abound I needed an example about how common sense is really not so common. For if everyone had common sense, compliance people would not need to produce "guidelines" and manuals, lawyers would have no work and HR people would have nothing to do all day.

So imagine my luck when enter 103 year old Granny Myra Letts. Below is a nice picture and article by the nice people of Manawatu Standard of Mrs Letts on her 103rd birthday in February of this year with a glass of vino in her hand. Bless. And look she also is a fan of Australian Women's Weekly.

"Mrs Lett said she does not know what the secret is to living to 103, but has treated herself over the years with a love of fashion, jewellery, sweet food, and her weekly read of Australian Women's Weekly magazine".

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Not many people live past 100, a blessing and a curse. My Great Grandmother did and her three daughters made their 90's. Even fewer people are 103 and live in the Palmerston North's Rose A Lea rest home. Mrs Letts didn't want any presents all she wanted for her birthday is what every 103 year old wants "to see everybody and have a piece of cake".

This is the image that Mrs Letts' family would wish us to know her by. The image they want her children and grand and great-grand children to remember her by.

But mainstream media across New Zealand published a picture of Mrs Letts that the family do not wish us to remember her by. I will not link to or publish it here and most seem to have destroyed the evidence of their posts by now in any instance, removing photos and changing their online versions of the original sensationalist items they had up. Most ran stories with a very obvious description of who she was and most even named her. Thing is, when I saw the picture and read the story about the whistleblower I immediately thought that it was the family who gave consent for the picture to be published to prove what an awful bunch of criminals the Rest Home owners were so thought nothing of it.

It turns out that the family did not consent to publication, were not even called for permission to use the photo and like sheep the MSM copied other publishers of the photo for this sensationalist emotional story that is based around the premise that nobody wants to see Granny tied to the bed. It sells papers and is unequivocally hard to spin as to why it was done. This is Granny. However the family seem to have known that Mrs Letts was being treated that way to assist with her bent leg and have come out as a majority in support of it (one unnamed family member was a bit tetchy, she was probably the one who visited the least and so was horrified by what she was finding when she did visit).

Rest homes are bloody awful at the best of times. It is all a bit damn grim and there is plenty of blood, guts and gore. Rest homes also bends rules to help families. Seen that before as well from personal experience. I've visited relatives in them and between the increased senility of the residents, their sometimes reluctance to complain due to the feelings of burden on the family and that they all know they will never get to leave. It is all a very confusing dynamic for a visitor not used to being there.

The issue I want to focus on is not the right or wrongs of the rest home or the DHB for that is a matter for investigation and the facts released by the DHB look frighteningly grim and hard to spin. The whistleblowers you would hope had the best interests of the residents in the forefront of their concerns as whistleblowers in New Zealand tend to end up being shot rather than praised.

I want to focus on the MSM publishing of the photographed leaked of Mrs Letts lying on her bed with her leg tied.

Mrs Letts' family through the daughter Bev Stone have claimed that it was a breach of privacy and exposed a lack of dignity. I would totally agree that if the picture was used without the family or Mrs Letts' consent then they have every reason to be utterly outraged. I would be dumping a retainer with a senior lawyer immediately if it was my Granny and on the next flight back to deal with it. It would definitely meet my definition of an "urgent trip home". It's Granny.

Blacking out her face made little difference for when the family read it they knew it was her, the younger children in the family may see that picture of Granny on the bed and recognise her. Made worse of course that Mrs Letts died on November 9th and was buried just a few days ago. How many 103 year olds live in that small town?

This family just having buried their beloved 103 year old Granny now finds a picture of her in the newspaper with her leg tied to the bed. The insensitivity of that is on the extreme end.

Outraged they want to go to the Privacy Commissioner. Of course they are clueless at this stage as the Privacy Act excludes news media. And the chances of success in pinging the whistleblower are limited as they can claim a "public interest" defence immediately as they have channelled their concern to the DHB in the first instance. The whistleblowers gave the photos to the DHB for the purposes of raising their concerns. The Letts' need to go to the NZ Press Council against the media publishers. Here they will find a "statement of principles" that media must follow. Among them

3. Privacy

Everyone is entitled to privacy of person, space and personal information, and these rights should be respected by publications. Nevertheless the right of privacy should not interfere with publication of matters of public record, or obvious significant public interest.

Those suffering from trauma or grief call for special consideration, and when approached, or enquiries are being undertaken, careful attention is to be given to their sensibilities.

11. Photographs

Editor should take care in photographic and image selection and treatment............Those involving situations of grief and shock are to be handled with special consideration for the sensibilities of those affected.


It's basically a toothless tiger if you want compensation and retribution on the MSM as the decisions are based on ethics and not monetary recompense. Its sanction is some time after the damage has been done, to require the publisher to publish in a prominent place that they were bad girls and boys. Legally very unsatisfying.

So really like any matter with the media, the family needs a lawyer who can negotiate a position in a meeting with publishers and threaten merry hell to rain on them to get a settlement before having to enter the general judicial system where in all honesty, you push muck up hill from day one getting a result for this unfortunately.

In entering even this initial delicate negotiation process wouldn't it be handy to have, at least, ergh, I don't know - say the Guidelines for Vetting Pre-publication.doc that comes from the publishers HQ? Their own internal rules about situations such as this? Where an editor has publicly claimed the text is sourced from media law training given by a top-tier NZ law firm? But curiously sent from head office in Sydney headed up "Guidelines" and widely distributed to contributors and staff as a "pre-publication vetting.doc"?

I dunno, pretty embarrassing if a publisher is breaching their own internal guidelines? While a journalist declares these sorts of discoveries "101", it is solely because they have no idea how potent these sorts of corporate produced documents can be in the wrong hands - not of a mildly trained junior repeater - but a good hard-arsed negotiator of a lawyer. This is why corporates go to great lengths to hide internal manuals, guidelines and policies. Also it is why when found distributed widely they deny all knowledge that they are official.

And here MSM this week has a huge fail for the Letts family. APN's own guidelines for pre-publication vetting.doc prove this with not one but three breaches and one restatement of the "you are too poor to sue us so we can do anything we want to you" without taking care. Below:

Guideline 2b.

"Particular care should be taken to ensure that people are always correctly identified and that the photographs accurately depict the intended people, and do not implicate unrelated people".

Does the picture of Mrs Letts accurately depict her? I think not. She is an old lady with old lady problems, one being gammy legs. Highly typical in a resthome for residents to have physical problems, she is after all 103! The picture is being used in a way to slight what was really happening to her and in the process has implicated the unrelated corporate person being the rest home in this particular incidence - the care of Mrs Letts. All without the permission or consultation of the Letts' family.

Guideline 2c.

"Avoid entirely, or take particular care in relation to any allegations or implications of fraud, dishonesty, untruthfulness and other improper conduct, unless they can be clearly substantiated".

Was improper conduct alleged in relation to Mrs Letts? Sure thing. The publications have all produced stories alleging improper conduct at the rest home, that Mrs Letts was mis-treated. All without I hazard to guess based on the Close Up Interview and others - ONE single phone call to family members to put them right. They can't call Mrs Letts of course, she's dead! But not one single call to family? That's not avoiding entirely the risk or taking care.

Guideline 2d.

"There are categories of people more inclined to sue....."

It was deemed here that Granny's estate or her family isn't wealthy enough to sue for damages through the courts for her privacy and dignity being invaded. They weren't deemed worthy of even a courtesy call.

Just think if it was say a politically connected man John Key's mother don't you think the papers would have called John Key to check their facts? Or if it was wealthy Sir Michael Fay's mother likewise? They wouldn't dare run it without litigious Sir Bob Jones' permission if it was his family member. And how about power legal eagle Colin Carruthers QC? Do you think they would have taken him on without asking the story about Gran first?

Guideline 2g.

"The fact the story has been broken elsewhere without apparent repercussions does not necessarily mean that it is safe for APN to pick it up. APN should make its own independent assessment of risk".

So did anyone in the MSM actually contact Granny's family to ask if they would like her picture published? And could use it in a story against the rest home? Clearly not....

If these guidelines are all SO basic and formed from common sense and knowledge gained from training or other documents that have been around for years then then why can't editors in the MSM actually follow them?

I note that the rest home has engaged the services of Bruce Stewart of Palmerston North. There is another Bruce Stewart QC. Stewart QC is twenty years more aggressive, nasty, well-read and ruthless than I am and takes absolutely no prisoners in contentious matters.

The Letts' could do well to have a chat to him if they want a negotiation and compensation for their wrongs.

You still think journalism 101 is so simple?

I ask again:

What has happened within APN and their New Zealand publications to instigate APN Sydney forwarding these guidelines and emails in and around the past couple of months?

So far this "non-story" has reached:

The NBR here.
The Pinko MP's at Red Alert here.
An absent David Farrar who is too tight to ride a camel because they charge for dismount here.
Pinko Dimpost here and here.
Professional writer Bill Bennett here.
Christian networked blog M&M's here.
Former Journo Home Paddock here.
Former Journo Roar Prawn's here.
Inquiring Mind here.
Gotcha here.
And Russellite's on Public Address will no doubt still be filling the troll farm with things that would make my mother blush about me.
And now Steven Price has jumped in here. I would not call him a Russellite. There is a much more fun description for him. Lawyer (using that term loosely if she didn't actually pay him) for the terminally strange faker Pearl Going.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Chicken Reloaded For Another Ride




Thanks to Anonymous 12.48pm for giving me a quick lesson on the "properties" function in word.doc's I am now able to produce the properties description of the document to which I have performed (okay, a friend did for me as I still don't understand that) pdf operations on and Scribd. A whole new world thank you very much, I shall now be checking every word.doc I am sent at work, could be some useful legal advantages to that!

Pre Publication Vetting Doc

Within the pdf of the original word document is a "screen dump" for you clearly displaying the origin of the document - APN News & Media. In another tab there are details of the document including the staff member responsible for it, dates of creation and modification. On further IT geek questioning I understand that the originator of a document remains on a document even if it is "saved as" then forwarded in another form entirely (as I often do at work when I have a document that's a legal precedent and "save as" rather than create "new") and the dates of creation and modification are not accurate indicators of when the document in last saved form was made. Apparently they themselves can be modified.

Because of this uncertainty and that I do not wish any staff members of APN or their publications (yes even the premature Mr Murphy) forwarded this email any harm, I will not screen dump the tab with the name of the APN staffer named on the document that contains the "heavily truncated mis-mash" (as Mr Murphy describes it), I did though call APN in Sydney and was put through to that staff member's number before direction back to reception as they were absent (after being chewed out with a million questions by the receptionist I must add). Unless the receptionist put me through to a phantom line, that staff member works in Sydney.

As I stated earlier, I cannot reproduce the precise emails received and explained without naming people who forwarded me the document and more importantly forwarded the original forward through to people I received it from.

So now we have established firmly that the document a) exists in form here b) was established through a word.document from APN HQ in Sydney at some stage in this form with a specific staff members name attached as the originator and c) was forwarded to contributors and staff of APN in New Zealand - there remains one question for APN to answer after I've now put it all out there for people to make up their own minds regarding the content (of particular concern the #1 and #2d):

What has happened within APN and their New Zealand publications to instigate APN Sydney forwarding these guidelines and emails in and around the past couple of months?

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Herald Clucks On Spin Cycle

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Tim Murphy, Editor of New Zealand Herald has responded on the Herald website in a rather unprecedented fashion (without even a link back here to my blog) under the very aggressive heading "Herald tells blogger: You're Wrong".

For ease of reading as the feedback is that you all do not like a blogger writing between text, I reference each point to my numbered comments below. The response will also clear up comments in the prior post titled "APN Chicken Out".

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A number of blogs today picked up a post by Cactus Kate, purporting to show that APN, which owns nzherald.co.nz, has cut its legal budgets so has told editors not to run stories that might be legally risky.

Tim Murphy, the editor of the New Zealand Herald, filed this response:

Hello

Your piece today on APN has been flicked onto me by someone on staff who is as puzzled as I am by its claims

I'm editor of the NZ Herald and can tell you that:

a) there is no truth whatsoever to the claim that our editorial legal budget has been restricted or that we need to alter our approach to legal challenges or threats over Herald stories. No cut. No change. and

b) the rest is a heavily truncated mish-mash (1) of unremarkable legal discussion points (a to g) in a 66-page media law training paper put together by our lawyers, Bell Gully, and provided to 80 or so participants from throughout APN. Nothing secret about them and nothing new (2).

They are not publisher instructions or editor directives (3); they are not new (same general thoughts have been included in the training document for years) and in the context of training staff (4), and shorn of your views on each point, the basic points are entirely matter-of-fact for anyone seeking to get things right and avoid legal pitfalls the media have encountered before.

There is no new 'conservative' approach (5), no recent guidelines discussed, received or implemented, no change (6). No orders from on-high (7). No end to investigations or to keeping newsmakers honest or to speaking truth to power (8). Put simply, no story (9).

Appreciate if you could let this be known to your readers.
Regards,
Tim Murphy
Editor
The New Zealand Herald

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I can of course for Mr Murphy go one better and provide him more information so he can go back, take more than half a day and indeed check to see whether he is not clucking madly at the wrong target. I've had this information for several weeks now as it has been circulating since October. When I posted this morning several other bloggers have contacted me stating they have received parts of the story.

With respect to the legal action and budget, the proof of that is in the pudding and can be analysed through next years financials and pending cases and the final content of the APN publications and how close it pushes the boundaries of the guidelines I described. I was informed of this specific edict to Editors that was made some months ago in conjunction with circulation of that which I further describe below.

(1) The "mish-mash" that Mr Murphy refers was a complete cut and paste from a word document sent out in an email to APN staff and contributors. Although he was not copied on any emails I received it indicated "editorial staff" already received this document. The document I reproduced in full was the contents of the attachment labelled “Pre-publication vetting.doc” on my blog post. It does exist and I did not edit it in any way.

(2) If the "mish-mash" is unremarkable then it is from APN's side. I have never seen this 66 pages of Bell Gully document to which Mr Murphy refers and it was not referred to in any correspondence I received. That he calls it a "mis-mash" says to me that a lawyer possibly has not written the document and it has been compiled for distribution by HR or junior staff at APN.

(3) I have received various copies of the email circulated to APN staff and contributors in different forms, one specifically headed "Suggested guidelines to limit defamation proceedings”. I did not receive any emails from the direct recipients of the emails and have been forwarded the emails well down the chain of cc. Some of Mr Murphy's colleagues are copied on those emails who for obvious reasons I will not name. In one is a direct reference at the beginning of the email forwarded to the document attached "Pre-publication vetting.doc" originating from Sydney HQ. Call it what you want but when a Head Office circulates emails down a chain I call that instructions or directives. It did not come directly from Bell Gully in other words.

(4) Some of the staff if I read back on the original list and then those that have been forwarded the document have been haunting journalism longer than I have been alive. I doubt they needed training on these points. Many older than Busted Blonde who comments on her experiences here. That it was used as a staff training manual therefore doesn't wash.

(5) I refer to the point 1 in the guidelines I reproduced titled "Conservative Editorial Approach". The wording of that paragraph "Editorial could take a more conservative approach to the subject matter and content of the risky or contentious articles" infers in the past it hasn't been conservative and this is indeed a new required emphasis. The same goes for paragraph titled "Editorial could avoid the need for a reasonable amount of legal advice and potential claims by applying the following general guidelines". To which other context could this document possibly be applied?

(6) The emails to which I refer clearly show that guidelines have been circulated, one was specifically forwarded as titled: "Suggested guidelines to limit defamation proceedings”.

(7) An email refers to the guidelines and document originating from Sydney HQ.

(8) For that we hope not however guideline 2d. is a worry as is guideline 1.

(9) Well yes I am sure all journalists love it when those they are reporting on claim that there is "no story" but now thanks to Mr Murphy's hurried response there is another story which is either:

a) three completely independent sources are lying to me having created a fake document to attach to a forged email that has been circulated through the country to I can count around 52 people of the copies just that I have received; or

b) Mr Murphy does not know, for any number of reasons, what his own bosses in Sydney are circulating and what has been forwarded now to I count 52 people in his industry on cc. through five separate forwardings; or

c) Mr Murphy is spinning faster than a Fisher & Paykel and will now have to reset the machine with a new load.

As I cannot reproduce in Scribd the specific emails received without insiders being able to work out who forwarded them to me via the email forwarding chains through the classes of person, I shall have to let the reader make up their own minds on this one as to whether it is a), b) or c).

Update: In the VRWC nothing outside attacking pinkos gets you more points than winding up Russell Brown. So it is with delight that Russell has devoted an entire post to my apparent "non-story". A post which adds absolutely nothing to the debate so far because poor Russell whinges that not only he cannot get an audience with Mr Murphy, but has been left off the email list and has utterly no idea what I am referring to.

But not before shamelessly chiding me about my post that he deems a non-story for my language and its use and then with a weather eye to getting a income subsidising Herald column himself, tries to have a bob each way then a bob or more each way in the comments on whether Mr Murphy or myself is right.

Incoming next we find Russellites (Brown's little fan club of 7) now jumping in and supporting him in doing so displaying what they despise Whaleoil and I for - personal attacks.

Hand wring it all out girls. Standard Russellite approach incoming all day I imagine from comments - attack on CK's writing style, language use, grammar, silly comments about my line of work, link to Whaleoil for absolutely no reason, attack Whaleoil for depression, attack us both for personal attacks, disagree with everything we write on the basis of nothing substantial but our political views. And they say Farrar has a troll farm?

Muldoon For Maori Corporates!

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We wish. The $92,000 a household con-man.

Muldoon wasn't much good at counting near the end of his reign. He couldn't even count his own supporters in caucus. Well Nick Smith today appears to be billions of dollars out in this mythical ETS conquest.

The ETS being an entirely intangible concept for a problem that doesn't exist in the first place creating a market and infinite wealth for "green entrepreneurs".

If you watch Paul Henry on Seeby Woodhouse who is a supposed entrepreneur in this area, it is clear even Seeby can't tell us where the credits actually end up or really name countries that are in surplus. It wasn't convincing that he knew anything about the process or that the trading process exists ie. where can we buy surplus credits from.

Nick Smith it appears is the Muldoon now for Maori. Not all Maori, just the well asseted ones that have the funding of a large corporate. Subsidies for The Maoritocracy. It is clear what is happening so even The Standard get it.

The Maori Party funded by The Maoritocracy are using these resource issues (forestry, fishing and lands) to hold the National Government to ransom in commercial exchanges. Here the Maori Party support National's silly ETS policy and in return they get commercial benefits for their mates who funded the Maori Party in a carve out of special interests. It's far worse than a Unionist exchange in the Labour Party where the sides are all the same anyway - pinkos, here it is a clear exchange where the Maori Party have actually changed their policy and attitudes based on commercial gain for their own interests (as Iwi members therefore "shareholders").

In English we call that corruption.

And here are the pertinent questions -

How many staffers that influence Maori Party policy have direct links to these Iwi? Show us the conflicts.


And is Hone Harawira's Iwi excluded from the deal for the Maoritocracy leading to more tension?

Why are the National Party SO determined to sign up to the ETS? What is in it for them?

You can't possibly tell me that National Party Ministers are happy with this nonsense? A Party that believed at one point "one law for all"?

Red Alert are all over it
with an interesting comment

I had forgotten that Rahui Katene had been humiliated by Turia during the earlier ETS Select Committee.

Ms Katene formerly being on the ETS Review Committee until 31 August 2009. Why was she pulled from the Committee?

And Shane Jones has been let off thee leash for a go at the Maori Party leadership in general, with this gem about Tariana Turia - "Just because the fox becomes a bit more sly, it doesn't give up those feral habits". Quite right.

"Full and Final Settlement" in the Treaty context clearly means nothing and the worst has happened as we all feared - Maori would stick their bludging hands out for more money. Most New Zealanders I think were happy with Treaty Settlements on the basis poorer Maori would be allocated resources to make them less reliant on the State. That is simply not happening and we should be calling time on it, not giving the five wealthiest Iwi more money.

I don't know what Nick Smith is like to play sport against but a "Win-win" doesn't happen when your own Captain sells you out by giving the ball to the opposition to score points with. As TV3 reports:

The cost to taxpayers of playing our part in reducing global carbon emissions has more than doubled to an estimated $110 billion. But Maori will get a special deal - it's the price for Maori Party support of the Government's Emissions Trading Scheme.

Five of New Zealand's richest iwi, who have already signed multi-million-dollar treaty settlements, will gain millions more in the deal.

The deal will see Maori foresters pay nothing to grow trees on Department of Conservation land, which can be harvested and sold for carbon-credit profits. In return, the Maori Party will support the ETS.

The deal is essentially compensation for iwi who claim the Crown did not tell them the forests they gained in treaty settlements would be devalued by an emissions trading scheme. It is only for Maori, and not any other foresters or landowners, who feel cheated.

When the Treaty Settlements were signed we had never heard of silly things like the ETS. If Maori are compensated for loss of value then what about anyone else? Taxpayers didn't know they would have to pay for the ETS. Why should they front up? And non-Maori corporates and forest owners? Why are they not compensated with the same benefits as private property owners.

Sounds like tree apartheid to me.

"I think they're good ideas," says Dr Smith. "It's a good thing for the Government to be working with iwi around planting trees."

Yes a great idea Nick, only Maori STILL haven't redistributed their tribal wealth to those who most need it. And why only the 5 wealthiest tribes benefiting?

Phi Goff can even see this

"We don't even know what concessions are being made to Maoridom, or what analysis has been done, or what the cost is being put at - or even whether they're fair to other people in the community," says Labour leader Phil Goff.

"This is no way to pass legislation."

And Labour has been scathing in its objections about the ETS in a report released today. Mr Goff says new Treasury figures show the scheme's cost will hurt taxpayers.

"The taxpayer is picking up the bill of $110 billion," he says. "That's $92,000 per household."

So taxpayers will be paying more, while some iwi groups make more.

I'm more proud than ever today to be an ACT member if they remain against this ETS farce and question further why the ACT Party would wish to be part of yet another stinky corrupt deal such as this one with the Maori Party based on preferential treatment for race and their own Iwi when the legal "full and final" settlements have already been made.

Entire Medical Centre Stuffs Up - Labtests Get All The Credit

An investigation has found that health providers, including Labtests, "missed opportunities for intervention" in the days before the death of a 68-year-old diabetic.

So health providers are all to blame but Labtests is sensationally named again in the first paragraph. The medical clinic only makes it in the last paragraph as do St John. So lets look at it:

The report says Mrs Pineki had limited understanding of her diabetes

The Medical Centre didn't educate its patient properly.

Labtests said yesterday the report's authors had advised it that the laboratory matters in the report did not directly lead to Mrs Pineki's death..

She told her GP clinic's nurse by phone on September 7 she was suffering hypoglycaemic episodes. This was not reported to her GP. The nurse ordered a home-visit blood test.

Failure to report from the nurse to the Doctor of a medical condition the patient was suffering.

A Labtests employee took the samples on September 8.

Did their job.

The medical clinic had not reported hypoglycaemia or any medical details on the order form, so the tests were processed as "routine".

So the Medical Clinic stuffed up the paperwork and Labtest followed the paperwork.

Rubbish in and rubbish out. At least one Doctor and Nurse not named here made mistakes. Yet Labtests again carries the can for a death of a 68 year old woman who could not manage her diabetes properly.

Charming reporting.

Update: MacDoctor does it with more balance

Monday, November 16, 2009

Where's Ricardo (and Norrie)?

Norrie came a little late this week so missing my Monday deadline.

MC Hammer at Sale St for X Box , L to R , JJ Feeney, Seven Feeney and Dom Harvey

I couldn't find Ricardo this week. He must be at home with a cold or something as I thought he'd at least be at Westpac Frocktails. However to replace Mr Simich I found this shot at the MC Hammer gig. Dom, JJ and the silly name syndromed Seven Feeney. Updated - I am informed by SOC (sister of Cactus) who has worked with the Feeney's that the little guy is actually pronounced "Sven".

A quite frightening package. Almost as bad as Nikki Kaye being infiltrated with Pinko thought from Denise from World, the lady with the full frontal dental perma-grin.

Metro, Tim Tam Classic, Dining in the Dark, Clooney's, L to R, Nicky Kaye and Denise L'Estrange Corbet
And no Ms Madden (right) you didn't escape my attention looking for Ricardo!