National Treasure - Andrew Williams
I've followed Whaleoil's expose on the short man, Mad Mayor Andrew Williams and found it side-splittingly funny. I haven't commented until now because, well Whaleoil is doing such a good job winding him up.
If the man is NOT drinking that late at night (and we have to give him the benefit of the doubt that he isn't and is just an insomniac), then he is just utterly crazy....I love it. It is pretty hard to hate a man who is just THIS crazy. It also makes him understandably very fun to deal with, as Whaleoil is entertaining himself greatly.
I also love this comment from a woman who I shall not name, on Whaleoil's facebook page.
"He can call me at 3:00 am. I'm usually up and he's cute"
His latest reported text to Bob Parker in Christchurch makes up for all the others:
On July 27, Williams sent a cellphone email to Christchurch Mayor Bob Parker just after midnight after dining with friends in the city. In the email, Williams said he and his party were "most disappointed with Christchurch tonight".
If New Zealand can allow Tim Shadbolt as Mayor, surely when he is dumped in North Shore, someone of Williams' character and personality can go fund a niche in a small New Zealand town being Mayor of "somewhere".
Just nowhere important please!
If the man is NOT drinking that late at night (and we have to give him the benefit of the doubt that he isn't and is just an insomniac), then he is just utterly crazy....I love it. It is pretty hard to hate a man who is just THIS crazy. It also makes him understandably very fun to deal with, as Whaleoil is entertaining himself greatly.
I also love this comment from a woman who I shall not name, on Whaleoil's facebook page.
"He can call me at 3:00 am. I'm usually up and he's cute"
His latest reported text to Bob Parker in Christchurch makes up for all the others:
On July 27, Williams sent a cellphone email to Christchurch Mayor Bob Parker just after midnight after dining with friends in the city. In the email, Williams said he and his party were "most disappointed with Christchurch tonight".
After attending a function in the city, his group went looking for a restaurant, but Williams told Parker "your city was dead as a duck".
If New Zealand can allow Tim Shadbolt as Mayor, surely when he is dumped in North Shore, someone of Williams' character and personality can go fund a niche in a small New Zealand town being Mayor of "somewhere".
Just nowhere important please!
posted by Cactus Kate at 5:05 AM
5 Comments:
Sheesh! Get a sense of humour. So the Mayor of North Shore slums it in Chch and ribs their Mayor Parker about the lack of nightlife in his city.
Sounds like Williams can make and take a joke, unlike your mate Blubber Boy...
apparently its reported that Williams phone log shows the calls were not made from his phone.
Now that gets interesting.
2.53pm - are you an idiot?I said Williams was funny.
6.53pm - yes and he said he doesn't drink when reports have otherwise said he does.
Note he said calls and not texts..
Williams is a fuckwit and an embarrassment to the people of nth shore.
Hes out on his arse and theres nothing he can do about it. His late night texts smack of a little man fuming with impotent rage.
The sooner hes gone the better.
So the Mayor of North Shore slums it in Chch and ribs their Mayor Parker about the lack of nightlife in his city.
"After attending a function in the city, his group went looking for a restaurant, but Williams told Parker "your city was dead as a duck".
thats reality here dudes,
Bob Parker wowser is closing Christchurch down,
We need a new Mayor in Christchurch
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