Sunday, September 27, 2009

Max Key - Polo King of the World

I took another look at John Key's little chap Max the other day as father was ringing the stock exchange bell and something looked familiar.

Then I did a little bit of investigative journalism, colloquially known as Google, and came up with these shots of Max, heir to the family fortune, Pizza Hut card and keys to the kingdom.

http://static.stuff.co.nz/1233108507/020/711020.jpg Election night Max

http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/lead179.jpg Max in Parliament

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:n58BP9OvTBkAFM:http://www.nzpaimages.co.nz/previews//200904/63235_4 Max in China

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/New+Zealand+Prime+Minister+Visits+New+York+-xZBBn313bsl.jpg Max at NYSE

Perhaps designer big sister Stephie needs to take control of what Mad Max wears from now on.

The poor boy is looking like David Farrar picked his clothes.

How else is he going to have a chance with the very slicked up Sasha or Malia Ann?

http://img.timeinc.net/time/photoessays/2009/pres_kids/pres_kids_15.jpg Obamani

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

If that ghastly looking frocked up creature in the photos is his sister, then he would be ill advised to use her services.

1:31 AM, September 28, 2009  
Blogger Heine said...

I think the sister is quite tidy and has a bit of style. How old is she before I make any other comments??

3:51 AM, September 28, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of young boy clothes, nearly every man and has dog is wearing Abercrombie and Fitch t-shirts in London. It's almost like a uniform. Why is that preppie American look so popular right now, especially by men and women that are clearly beyond their preppie years? Max is the right age for A&F clothes.

4:06 AM, September 28, 2009  
Blogger Inventory2 said...

"The poor boy is looking like David Farrar picked his clothes."

Nearly, but not quite ...

11:26 AM, September 28, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think the polo's are from hallensteins.

1:09 PM, September 28, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A & F suck. Overpriced, boring, gay.

I started wearing a t-shirt with an "Applecrumble & Fish" logo in protest.

Applecrumble is good.

5:28 PM, September 28, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I noticed (don) Key getting a little wide around the middle too...

9:09 PM, September 28, 2009  
Blogger Heine said...

I'll have you know not everybody is wearing A&F in London, you'd be lynched wearing that around Camden :)

11:23 AM, September 29, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

@ Heine she is in Year 13 at St Cuth's. I like the fact she has her own style and isn't like all the other clones.

12:13 PM, September 29, 2009  
Blogger Jenny said...

Leave the kids alone

8:29 PM, September 29, 2009  
Anonymous AndyC said...

When he gets into a bit of biffo in the playground and says "My Dads bigger than your Dad"...he's refering to the DPS guys..
If he's half as smart as his OM then he'll have worked out which DPS guy owns a boat and goes fishing whenever he wants.

10:00 PM, October 01, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh c'mon! Everyone knows that David Farrar is a fashion GOD!

"I love you David!"

KPete

4:26 PM, October 05, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hooray for a kid who looks like a kid.

8:53 PM, October 08, 2009  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats quite weird and stalkerish..

7:38 PM, November 27, 2011  

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