Friday, July 17, 2009

Red Alert Enabling Parekura

I received my first piece of censorship on Red Alert yesterday.

Quite remarkably the offending remark was made as I was complimenting new star blogger Trevor Mallard on losing weight and keeping healthy:

Trevor Mallard says:

Kate apparently my bike racks have been replaced by a big fridge and pie warmer on the 7th floor. Though I understand that the more pies eaten at Copperfields the lower the taxpayer subsidy. Best pies are at Naenae pie shop run by Vietnamese family. Esp Steak and Kindney.

Cactus Kate says:

Shh Trevor, don’t tell name deleted Trevor or there will be taxi chits to Naenae on a daily basis.

So it's okay to go on Red Alert and espouse your right-wing opinions in a forceful fashion to add to the debate.

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Just don't name Parekura as a pie-eater and taxi chit user!

Perhaps some public shaming by his colleagues in Labour wouldn't go amiss for Parekura. After all if Michael Jackson's support crew are being blamed for enabling his drug use, surely the Labour Party's political correctness is enabling Parekura to become a victim of brObesity.

He's not even fat or chubby anymore - he's dangerously morbidly brObese. He will die well before his time. And worse still is supposedly a Maori rolemodel and leader as former Minister of Maori Affairs and now opposition spokesman.

If you truly love Pare you would all make him "Just Say No" to pies.

6 Comments:

Blogger expat said...

No wonder theres a good pie shop in Naenae, supply and demand eh Trev. and no-one cares what the ethnic origin of the owners is, its irrelevant, unless youlike making comments like "some of my best friends are ethnic minority X' whilst hob-nobbing at inner city restaurants on the public tit.

xxx

6:11 AM, July 17, 2009  
Blogger Cactus Kate said...

I don't think Trev's been eating many pies lately.

7:22 AM, July 17, 2009  
Blogger expat said...

Must say I miss Muzza's pies on Richardson Road in Mt Albert, my old local pie shop. My waist doesn't miss them though!

Trevor was sounding all validictorial on commie central, last term huh.

7:28 AM, July 17, 2009  
Anonymous baxter said...

Sure its beef or lamb in those pies Trev. There's a lot of missing pussies in that area, maybe not exactly Sweeny Todd but something close.

5:25 PM, July 17, 2009  
Blogger Heine said...

And yet MPs want to ban pies in schools.... it's more dangerous giving them to the MPs.

11:04 PM, July 17, 2009  
Blogger Leonidas said...

I think Pare would have to say no to more than pies..... :)

4:35 PM, July 17, 2009  

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