Loser Alert - Ryan Alexander Frost
Man drought still shouldn't yield this idiot a girl
I think I shall issue male loser alerts for female readers of the blog.
Name: Ryan Alexander Frost, Labourer 18
Victim: His ex-girlfriend Sophie Coker, who dumped his sorry arse
Crime: Kidnapped the Coker family cat with his then new girlfriend in retaliation
Loser scale: **** out of *****
Chances of rehabilitation into suitable husband material: zero
Best quote: "Sophie's father says he would quite like to pick Ryan up and dump him somewhere".
We agree with Sophie's father. The Mongrel Mob's HQ with a blue scarf and/or white power shirt on would be ideal.
Ryan Frost is a loser. If women who are nut cases are called "bunny boilers", Ryan is a "kitty kidnapper".
I think I shall issue male loser alerts for female readers of the blog.
Name: Ryan Alexander Frost, Labourer 18
Victim: His ex-girlfriend Sophie Coker, who dumped his sorry arse
Crime: Kidnapped the Coker family cat with his then new girlfriend in retaliation
Loser scale: **** out of *****
Chances of rehabilitation into suitable husband material: zero
Best quote: "Sophie's father says he would quite like to pick Ryan up and dump him somewhere".
We agree with Sophie's father. The Mongrel Mob's HQ with a blue scarf and/or white power shirt on would be ideal.
Ryan Frost is a loser. If women who are nut cases are called "bunny boilers", Ryan is a "kitty kidnapper".
posted by Cactus Kate at 9:40 PM
5 Comments:
Steady on. Not like it was a dog.
I didn't know there was a 'man drought' ? Perhaps those in the sisterhood with a man should share him around.
she sure is pretty though,
but i agree with the dude,
no fucking cats in the bedroom,
Yeah, but the thing I can't get is how many woman end up with these losers.
The fact she went out with him and he has another girlfriend.
lots of girls friend is best
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