Helen Clark's Worst Nightmare

Some kind readers papped this picture of Ubiquitous and sent it to me in all its glory stuck firmly two days ago off the Balearic Islands on 26th of August 2008. Ibiza or Mallorca anyone?

I guess that's several weeks now not spent in residence at Monaco

Will Owen phone home to the Select Committee? Or now he's been called a liar and a drunken idiot who can't tell Howard from Winston, by the P.M's office, will he fly back personally?

I vote for Phil Kitchin to be put on the next plane.