World Youth Day
I am currently in Sydney attending World Youth Day functions.
Worshipping and consuming Holy Water at the shrine of fabulous looking men under 35 in drinking establishments around Central Sydney.
I suddenly feel the need to convert from the Church of Dirty Old Men and give this "youth" religion thingy a go.
posted by Cactus Kate at 12:31 PM
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A few years ago there was a mormon missionary in my area that was the finest looking man I hadn't seen on TV that I attempted to deflower. Alas he appeared married to the cause but at least I know he'll likely contribute plenty to the gene pool given that the religous-types tend to breed like rabbits.
My dear Kate,
One day I will be blessed with your beauty, till then I will enjoy the wit and shrewd commentary you provide me with.
I am a 22 male, casually seeing Miss 30. I think it’s safe to assume this little arrangement of ours is mutually gratifying.
You must try it some time.
There is no need to sell your soul Cactus, knowing catholic boys you don't have to be one of them to share their bed.
Always good to try new things. Perhaps give the religion part a go before trying the 'youth thingy', at least until you're married to him (which is when the praying comes in - praying he isn't tempted astray by someone with your past predeliction for married men).
Enjoy catholicism - after all, even such notable capitalists as Tony Blair are...
Here's someone whose never read my blog before....
Simply a brilliant put down, CK. And I have had past experience the hangover only seems to come when the bender stops...
I was walking on a beach just outside Auckland recently.
There were these Christians playing some ball game and trying to get people to join in.
They were newly arrived from America and were seeking recruits, etc.
I cannot remeber the name of the organisation.
But one of them was the hottest guy around.
God can be quite generous in the looks department when he wants to be.
But will it be a trial for this spunky lad, who no doubt will be offered many sins of the flesh, from both men and women.
Yes, he was that hot.
ha ha ha
Actually, there is a lot to be said for younger men. Although, I don't have *that* much experience with older men. I always figure they won't be able to keep up.
xx K
Hopefully my girlfriend who is over at WYD at the moment isn't corrupted by your scandalous example, CK!
I for one do not believe that what happens in Australia stays in Australia.
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