Weight Watchers Alert

But most puzzling is, where has Rodney Hide gone? I mean he was there on the night, well, in spirit, despite his constant yawning throughout proceedings (surely a rugby function can’t be more boring than Parliament?) but he was looking seriously tired and gaunt. Actually truth be told, he’s looking thinner each time I see him. Has weight loss turned into full blown manorexia?

Nope, the most puzzling thing is how Pork Chop has become an expert on weight loss and the phenomenon called "manorexia".

Pork Chop now really has crossed the line in commenting on celebrity weight. There's nothing witty, self deprecating or in the slightest bit funny about how she writes about it. And given her own obvious handicap on the subject.

It's just now plain silly.

Rodney has been undergoing a strict training regime and diet under the watchful eye of his personal trainer for the past 2 years. There's nothing "tired or gaunt" about what he's done under his t-shirt.

Whale brings it up.



....and now for the first time so will I................

An entire pod of Whales would look anorexic next to Pork Chop.