No More Oral Sex
For those of us who are single and need an excuse for not providing oral sexual services, I introduce you to the notion that:
Oral Sex Causes Cancer
that men and women who reported having six or more oral-sex partners during their lifetime had a nearly ninefold increased risk of developing cancer of the tonsils or at the base of the tongue.
Yuck.
Until this is refuted by Scientists I shall be ceasing all oral services forthwith to any man who believes what Scientists have also been telling us - that carbon causes global warming which is bad for the environment.
I encourage all women to do the same. Married women of course do not give blowies so are excluded by assumption.
Together women can fight the warmists!!!!
Together women can fight the warmists!!!!
posted by Cactus Kate at 12:36 AM
14 Comments:
Sigmund Freud died of oral cancer. Surely not. I can't believe that the great man was a muff diver.
You don't think the heavy cigar smoking had anything to do with it then?
Not unless 'cigar' is code for 'penis'.
"Married women of course do not give blowies so are excluded by assumption."
Depends which married women you are talking about.
Brian S
Anon: I think there is significant peer reviewed literature confirming that married women don't "munch the truncheon".
I think fellatio is generally used by women as a "loss leader" for the actual sale.
Actually Bryan, some of us greatly enjoy giving oral.
Since bum fucking is believed to increase the chances of getting HIV, does that mean the prickly tart will be forswearing that as well? Or is that a shrink wrapped pleasure?
"Anonymous, "bum fucking", hell no, yuck. That's what bored
married people do when they've run out of positions....oh
and of course members of the Labour Party"
"and of course members of the Labour Party"
And of course ex "Catholic schoolgirls" when they go to university and are "poached" by lecturers in political science who offer a little "prune dogging" as therapy for Catholic guilt.
"Actually Bryan, some of us greatly enjoy giving oral."
To your husband or someone elses?
Brian S
Anon (Brian S): you make an excellent point.
There is anecdotal evidence that "chomping the cucumber" is perfectly normal for married women when said "cucumber" belongs to someone else's husband.
Am not married. Was responding to Bryan saying:
"I think fellatio is generally used by women as a "loss leader" for the actual sale."
That's bullshit. Lots of chicks enjoy giving oral.
And no, I have never given a blowjob to someone else's man. With the exception of during a threesome, which totally doesn't count.
Hence why we never got married. Strong believer that a ring allows you to "let yourself go." In our house, we're in permanent sales mode, even after 15 years.
I never knew how much I enjoyed getting oral sex until I got married. By then it was too late of course.
Brian S
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