UnKiwi
John Howard termed the phrase "UnAustralian". I like it. Plenty don't but it gives Howard all encompassing license to pull it out to deliver a big fat "shut the fuck up" to protests from those who don't support Australia's cause in times of necessity, such as war or for the Cricket.
So I would like to use the term UNKIWI.
I use it to describe every person born in New Zealand, holding a New Zealand passport (that includes Islanders) or bludging off the welfare state who whinges about:
a) The Rugby World Cup
b) The All Blacks
c) Any aspect of the sport of rugby during and immediately after the World Cup regardless of whether we win it or not.
That includes definitely those inconsiderate arseholes who complained about Home and Away being cancelled for the rugby.
How UnKiwi.
GO The All Blacks......Even Leon McDonald and Reuben Thorne. GO!
If we win the World Cup, and I think we will, then let us be happy about it.
If we lose then let us not be sad saps. Let us continue on with the rest of our lives and someone Defend New Zealand and New Zealanders and their double digit mortgages, high tax rates and busy-body interfering Socialist government.
This is the best chance we have had since 1987 of winning the Cup. This is our best team in living memory and after the Cup it will be disbanded as the bulk of players are all off in Europe for the same reason most late 20 and 30 year olds should be out of New Zealand - much higher salaries, excellent adventures and better working conditions.
So let Helen Clark not jinx our efforts and I ask Clark and that big useless hypocritical skirt chaser Trevor Mallard to stay the f##k away from the team.
Sport is far more important than politics for six weeks.
For the girls, my two favourite All Black beefcakes:
Yum. I think Richie is the hottest.
Yum 2 with the bald guy - (disgraced head butting) French soccer star Zidane. Can Adidas make the training gear even tighter?...please.
So I would like to use the term UNKIWI.
I use it to describe every person born in New Zealand, holding a New Zealand passport (that includes Islanders) or bludging off the welfare state who whinges about:
a) The Rugby World Cup
b) The All Blacks
c) Any aspect of the sport of rugby during and immediately after the World Cup regardless of whether we win it or not.
That includes definitely those inconsiderate arseholes who complained about Home and Away being cancelled for the rugby.
How UnKiwi.
GO The All Blacks......Even Leon McDonald and Reuben Thorne. GO!
If we win the World Cup, and I think we will, then let us be happy about it.
If we lose then let us not be sad saps. Let us continue on with the rest of our lives and someone Defend New Zealand and New Zealanders and their double digit mortgages, high tax rates and busy-body interfering Socialist government.
This is the best chance we have had since 1987 of winning the Cup. This is our best team in living memory and after the Cup it will be disbanded as the bulk of players are all off in Europe for the same reason most late 20 and 30 year olds should be out of New Zealand - much higher salaries, excellent adventures and better working conditions.
So let Helen Clark not jinx our efforts and I ask Clark and that big useless hypocritical skirt chaser Trevor Mallard to stay the f##k away from the team.
Sport is far more important than politics for six weeks.
For the girls, my two favourite All Black beefcakes:
Yum. I think Richie is the hottest.
Yum 2 with the bald guy - (disgraced head butting) French soccer star Zidane. Can Adidas make the training gear even tighter?...please.
Time to engage in some romantic nationalism. Six weeks won't hurt.
And that includes wanker employers who don't support their tired employees having "glide time" during the Cup.
As explained previously, New Zealanders especially single people, cover enough for others during times of crisis such as maternity leave and sick leave for children. Surely this is pay back time.
My Boss (a foreigner and honorary Kiwi after I gave him an All Blacks jersey) is culturally aware of my requirement to have recovery after any important All Black match.
Surely New Zealand born bosses can cut some slack for the time.
And that includes wanker employers who don't support their tired employees having "glide time" during the Cup.
As explained previously, New Zealanders especially single people, cover enough for others during times of crisis such as maternity leave and sick leave for children. Surely this is pay back time.
My Boss (a foreigner and honorary Kiwi after I gave him an All Blacks jersey) is culturally aware of my requirement to have recovery after any important All Black match.
Surely New Zealand born bosses can cut some slack for the time.
posted by Cactus Kate at 12:40 AM
8 Comments:
Home and Away cancelled....there is a God!!
Child abuse #4 and I didn't have to think of it myself.
"GO The All Blacks......Even Leon McDonald and Reuben Thorne."
Even Reuben and Leon? I fear it might be too much of a sacrifice to cheer those two. :-/
Did you watch the Italy game? Dear old Leon had a good game! Leave him alone!
"This is the best chance we have had since 1987 of winning the Cup. This is our best team in living memory "
as good as the '95 team - there but for the grace of a hamburger?
What even better than the 99 team? Or the all conquering 2002 team? Surely not!
ha, about to get stuffed by the nazi's - remember them? The big bad neandethals who creamed us in the super12.
You tell em Kate!
Here, here!
or is it Hear, hear!
anyway, you know what I mean
cheerz Asian kiwi
in fact a banana I believe.
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