Canterbury Poofs
Ruining Dan Carter
Wanker of the Week: Mike Hamel of Ginger Meggs hairdressers in Christchurch.
Hamel said he was eager to get Carter away from the "stereotype rugby look" and try for something a little more creative. "He has had the typical sportsman short haircut for the past few years. "We thought while he is young we could be a bit more experimental and modern," he said.
"We went for the English band look... Dan loves his fashion and this was more of a street look. It moves away from the rugby look and is more in line with the sportsmen overseas who are a lot more creative.
In other words - Mr Hamel it was your idea to make our Daniel Carter look like an A grade poofy nancy boy.
Dare I say it the decline of the current crop of All Blacks has begun. When a man spends more time and energy getting ready to play a game of rugby than he does on the bloody field, we know there are problems. Witness Gavin Henson and Jonny Wilkinson, both whom have not played a decent game of rugby in living memory.
Despite women playing the game, rugby is still a man's sport. Chicks love it because the men who play it are blokey, masculine, muscle bound hulks and get mud on their faces and in their hair.
Colin Meads would never use fucking hair straighteners. And neither would any man who wanted to go out in public with me. It's a bloody disgrace. It's gayer than being gay.
The NZRFU should bring out the compulsory clippers and line up Andrew Martin for a good Army style hairdressing of the troops. Such distractions as hairstyle are not what the All Blacks need going into World Cup year.
Wanker of the Week: Mike Hamel of Ginger Meggs hairdressers in Christchurch.
Hamel said he was eager to get Carter away from the "stereotype rugby look" and try for something a little more creative. "He has had the typical sportsman short haircut for the past few years. "We thought while he is young we could be a bit more experimental and modern," he said.
"We went for the English band look... Dan loves his fashion and this was more of a street look. It moves away from the rugby look and is more in line with the sportsmen overseas who are a lot more creative.
In other words - Mr Hamel it was your idea to make our Daniel Carter look like an A grade poofy nancy boy.
Dare I say it the decline of the current crop of All Blacks has begun. When a man spends more time and energy getting ready to play a game of rugby than he does on the bloody field, we know there are problems. Witness Gavin Henson and Jonny Wilkinson, both whom have not played a decent game of rugby in living memory.
Despite women playing the game, rugby is still a man's sport. Chicks love it because the men who play it are blokey, masculine, muscle bound hulks and get mud on their faces and in their hair.
Colin Meads would never use fucking hair straighteners. And neither would any man who wanted to go out in public with me. It's a bloody disgrace. It's gayer than being gay.
The NZRFU should bring out the compulsory clippers and line up Andrew Martin for a good Army style hairdressing of the troops. Such distractions as hairstyle are not what the All Blacks need going into World Cup year.
posted by Cactus Kate at 8:13 PM
5 Comments:
Yikes, he looks like Beckham. It's only a short distance from there to here.
No not the..... Alice Band!!!
Yup. No wonder the Cantabs haven't made the semis.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/search/story.cfm?storyid=000B0ED9-619B-1526-9F6383027AF100AD
You wouldn't catch this guy with a do like that. He and Rod are near Westhaven, and only Rods got a cap ! The only product his hair is exposed to in that water is likely that in your previous article, or worse.
he's probably got too much time on his hands. but rugby players are very metrosexual these days. it's a disgrace.
I agree - he looks like a poof. And the news last night gave about five minutes to his new underwear campaign (which I am sure you would love CK) and then spent half of it concentrating on his hair!
Alice bands: when watching the Auckland v BOP game in the weekend I could've sworn about half the Auckland team were wearing some kind of alice band or hair band. At least they won...
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