Monday, October 02, 2006

Cactus, The UN & MFAT

There is a reason MFAT possibly have a large file on my good self.

Question Time For The Diplomatic Core:

Out for a business dinner in Bangkok, there are 6 people.

A Panamanian, an Arab, a Muslim, a Jew, a vegetarian Indian and a Kiwi who eats anything.

I have arranged the dinner, we turn up and it's bloody mixed tapas night. It's also Ramadan.

What would someone with diplomatic skills order?

Because I waved the little white surrender flag and handed the menu over to the Jew.

6 Comments:

Anonymous stef said...

Though not a diplomat the whole problem is solved by just ordering something vegetarian as that avoids the major problems with meat problems with the muslims and the jews, and make sure it's a bloody late dinner.

4:44 PM, October 02, 2006  
Blogger Cactus Kate said...

The Kiwi likes meat Stef.

The Kiwi had far too much to drink at a prior function and needed stomach lining before launching into political incorrect mode brought on by severe hunger.

Vegetables are of course for homos, women, children, greenies, pinkos, black people....and CHRIS TROTTER.

Meat is good.

You cannot take over the world on vegetables.

6:54 PM, October 02, 2006  
Blogger Oswald Bastable said...

Vegetarian food is good.


It goes really well with steak!

9:40 PM, October 02, 2006  
Anonymous stef said...

Oh I don't disagree it ain't a real meal without meat. Stay away from pork?

2:59 AM, October 03, 2006  
Anonymous George said...

If God didnt mean us to eat animals, how come he filled them with meat?

11:38 AM, October 03, 2006  
Blogger Heine said...

CK

The best description of vegetables I have ever heard. Brilliant.

12:01 AM, October 06, 2006  

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