The Great Hong Kong Coke Crisis Continues
Witness Cokenomics
As reported last week, after a recent bust Hong Kong is desperately short of cocaine. This had the flow on effect last week of:
1. Cutting waiting times in the ladies to legitimately use a toilet from 10 minutes to 30 seconds.
2. Forced people to interact with the usually wasted model types.
After last night I can also report new side effects from this crisis:
1. The price of Dom Perignon has risen 25% across the board. It seems coke users are now switching to high end alcohol. Bastard as that is my market.
2. A drop in the price of 300mls of Evian from the usual post midnight price of $HK85 to $HK35. Positive as water is our friend for hangover Saturday.
3. Removal of door charges from clubs. Irrelevant as I am female and have never paid to get into a club in my life but there are more men now in clubs.
4. A marked reduction in people going out who are the "stand around and watch" types. In other words the ones that waste the space for those of us drinking excessively.
5. Less people buying Haagen Daas and Ben and Jerry's at the bottom of Lan Kwai Fong and glow sticks/earrings and Winnie the Poo soft toys from beggar types.
Whoever said free market analysis was boring?
This drought is obviously ruining Hong Kong's entertainment economy.
Bring Back The Charlie!!
As reported last week, after a recent bust Hong Kong is desperately short of cocaine. This had the flow on effect last week of:
1. Cutting waiting times in the ladies to legitimately use a toilet from 10 minutes to 30 seconds.
2. Forced people to interact with the usually wasted model types.
After last night I can also report new side effects from this crisis:
1. The price of Dom Perignon has risen 25% across the board. It seems coke users are now switching to high end alcohol. Bastard as that is my market.
2. A drop in the price of 300mls of Evian from the usual post midnight price of $HK85 to $HK35. Positive as water is our friend for hangover Saturday.
3. Removal of door charges from clubs. Irrelevant as I am female and have never paid to get into a club in my life but there are more men now in clubs.
4. A marked reduction in people going out who are the "stand around and watch" types. In other words the ones that waste the space for those of us drinking excessively.
5. Less people buying Haagen Daas and Ben and Jerry's at the bottom of Lan Kwai Fong and glow sticks/earrings and Winnie the Poo soft toys from beggar types.
Whoever said free market analysis was boring?
This drought is obviously ruining Hong Kong's entertainment economy.
Bring Back The Charlie!!
posted by Cactus Kate at 9:21 PM
2 Comments:
Hey Cactus, check the vid I uploaded just for you.
hahahah kate it funny that you being affected in that higher quality drugs range, from them acid coke switchers,
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