Goal Setting - Operation Bangkok

So yes, in the "land of smiles" post bloodless military coup for a conference in Bangkok this week. This one is a huge junket with a million social events. I thought I needed to set some goals.

1. Get photo with/of genuine member/s of bloodless coup military with a sign "You Are Next Helen" for David Farrar to post on his blog (because I still haven't worked out how to post photos).
2. Do not hit on any client/supplier/professional intermediary.
3. Do not spew up anywhere in public.
4. Do not get hit in the head again by stray ping pong balls in Patpong, refer #10.
5. Avoid offending King at all costs.
6. Ensure all five nights in hotel are spent alone in my room.
7. Avoid food poisoning and fish head curry.
8. Only buy good fake DVD's.
9. No more than 2kgs in weight gain from banquet food and alcohol which will offset the 1.5kgs lost this week on pre-Thailand rice and run diet.
10. Avoid confrontation with prostitute types (male and female) refer #4.