Man On The Run

This really is the surprise story of the year. Not. Finally after four long years Paul McCartney has had enough of the screaming irrational whining demanding Heather Mills and ran. Did he do it in masculine style though? Nope. He blamed…..the media pressure.

Let us not cry for Paul and Heather’s split. Let us celebrate it as an opportunity for the media to finally stop reporting how much the couple actually fight. At one point on the eve of their wedding, rings were thrown out the window of a hotel. A sensible man and woman would have called it off then. No one would throw my ring away without serious consequence. It is an ender in my view.

Mills did the smart thing for a woman wishing to seek a £200 million share in an £825 million fortune, she bore a child to the old geezer. Making McCartney a father again at 61 was quite frankly abuse of the elderly. I have previously advised against this sort of irrational self serving behaviour by younger women. And poor Stella McCartney, who I actually think pretty much rocks as a chick in her own right. She had to watch as there was the birth of a new step-sibling. Yuck.

Mills was trying to do the impossible. She was trying to be the next Linda. There simply can be no one as wonderful in the world to McCartney as Linda. She was the perfect wife in every way and died in tragically sad circumstances. You cannot beat that, so Mills should never have tried to. McCartney said "I'm lucky to have found a good woman who is strong like Linda". This of course was Mills’ downfall.

Mills failed to accept that McCartney is literally one of the most famous people in the world. He is an icon. Unless you are happy being the spouse of an icon, there is no way a marriage is going to work. You cannot have two lead actors in the show that is marriage unless they are equals in every way. The only women alive of McCartney’s equal I can think of are Oprah Winfrey and Margaret Thatcher as he is that damn famous. The wife role to McCartney has to be a supporting one and Mills refused to play it. She got caught up in the hype and spat out as she displayed too many of the “strong willed” characteristics in a lead female actor. She frequently blamed the media in the same way that only someone of the status of Princess Diana could have possibly got away with. Mills simply was not that interesting or lovable.

Mills made McCartney stop smoking his daily joint and dressed him in trendier clothes. She tried to change him. Bad move. Regardless of how close they are to being billionaires, old men don’t like to be changed unless they initiate it, they don’t like being told what to do and they don’t like being upstaged. You could assume the ceasing of the drug use was after McCartney decided he was “too much in love” to sign a pre-nuptial agreement. A bad dose of marijuana is the only way I can rationally explain away why a man worth this much money would not sign a pre-nuptial. McCartney should now sack his lawyers for not insisting he sign one as he was clearly stoned every time it was discussed.

Mills was just a straight haired very plain bulk standard model with one leg before she met McCartney and now she will leave with a huge payout and McCartney’s heart will be broken again so at least the resulting music should be good.

I do admit I like the old geezer. He is a year older than my father so I don’t like him in the way you are thinking I like him. And he is a filthy Socialist as well under it all. My “like” is nothing but admiration for his skill as an entertainer. I can forgive all the vegetarianism, leftie rubbish he spouts. I once again, blame the weed.

Cause it’s about the fucking music man, and I have never had better value for money than three hours solid of McCartney at Earl’s Court 2003, seven rows back from stage.

McCartney is one of the true icons left in the world today. He is now stronger for the release of the noose around his neck that was Heather Mills.